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Join The UtterlyBoring.com NCAA Tournament Pick ’em (2009 Edition)

Selection Sunday is coming up on March 15 and then it’s time for offices all over the country to create office pools for the NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship (and for workplace productivity to grind to a halt). And it’s time for the readers of this site to compete for bragging rights (and a few meager prizes) in the annual UtterlyBoring.com Tournament Pick ‘Em. Last years contest info was here with final scoring here.

Sign Up Info: While the field for the tournament hasn’t been set yet, you can still get signed up in the group and be notified when the field has been set and you can start making your picks (usually about an hour or so after the picks have been announced). Sign up here or if that link doesn’t work, go here, click on the “Join Group” link and use the following info:

Group ID#: 7610

Password: utterlyboring

The group’s page is here, which I think you can only see if you sign up. Daily results/graphs will be posted here

Prizes: First off, here are the prizes we have so far (and if any local business or individual wants to throw a prize into the pot — for first or last or anywhere in between — contact me and you’ll receive a 125×125 pixel ad and a link here, if you’d like):

  • First Place: Meals for two (breakfast, lunch, or dinner, as it’s all served all day) from Jake’s Diner here in Bend (though, considering the portion sizes at Jake’s, you could easily say this was “Meal for Four”) Plus a hand-made “Bend, Oregon” coffee mug from Mug Revolution here in Bend plus a logoed golf bag towel (with clip) from a defunct Sunriver real-estate company, provided Discover Sunriver Plus (added on 3/11) a used but still functional AIPTEK DZO-V58 Digital Video/Still Camera. It basically writes video to the SD card inside the system (1GB card included). Includes manual, av in/out cables, charger, cd (can you tell I’m cleaning out my closet o’ stuff?)
  • Second Place: An adjustable baseball cap from the best dang pizza-place in Baker City, Paizano’s Pizza plus another golf towel. plus (added on 3/17) a $25 Carino’s Italian Gift Card, thanks to BOR.
  • Last Place (Yes, you read that right, see below for rules): You get a t-shirt from the UtterlyBoring.com shop that you can show off to all your friends your inability to pick winners. Wear it with pride (like last year’s loser).
  • Added 3/11 — Local’s Only Prize: A reader says they have good toolbox that they’ll throw to the best local (Central Oregon) bracket. It’ll be far too expensive to ship (it’s 30 pounds). As soon as I know more about it, I’ll post it.

Rules:

  • Only one bracket per-person this year. While there are 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 ways a bracket could be broken down, since we have a dead-last prize this year, it wouldn’t be fair to allow more than a bracket-per-person.
  • The entire bracket must be filled out if you want to be eligible for the last-place prize.
  • Prizes: Unless otherwise stated, prizes must be picked up from prize providers in person, and prize providers are not eligible to win the prizes they provide (and I’m taking myself out of the running for any and all of the prizes, if I win/lose). Prizes may be added anytime during the tournament, so be sure to sign up.
  • Scoring: I agree with Scott: Yahoo! puts far too much points into the final rounds. So we’re customizing the default scoring a bit, using some of the numbers from the Fibonacci Sequence (because we’re geeks here, after all). So here’s how the scoring for correct picks goes:
    • Round 1: 1 pt
    • Round 2: 2 pts
    • Round 3: 3 pts
    • Round 4: 5 pts
    • Round 5: 8 pts
    • Championship: 13 pts

    That should make for a tighter race this year.

  • Added on 3/9: If there is a tie for any of the prizes, we’ll follow this tie-breaker formula (and this doesn’t break it, it goes to a coin-toss or some other equally random decision-maker):
    • Tie-breaker #1 – Number of points scored in Round 6
    • Tie-breaker #2 – Number of points scored in Round 5
    • Tie-breaker #3 – Number of points scored in Round 4
    • Tie-breaker #4 – Number of points scored in Round 3
    • Tie-breaker #5 – Number of points scored in Round 2
    • Tie-breaker #6 – Number of points scored in Round 1
  • At the end of the tournament, the winner will have two weeks to claim his prize before it moves down the list to the next-place person (as I don’t need more stuff collecting at my house). He or she can do so by e-mailing utterlyboring [at] gmail [dot] com from their Yahoo! account (as all Yahoo! accounts have an email address with username@yahoo.com) or from their public Yahoo! profile address. I can not and will not be held responsible if the e-mail never gets to me because of spam filters, internet problems, or other acts beyond my control. If I don’t get the email, you don’t get the prize(s) — Period. You reserve NO right to come back and gripe at me later and threaten legal action. I will also contact the winner via email if they have their e-mail address on the tournament page on Yahoo!’s site (either in their profile or posted in the tournament message board). If winner is unable to be reached 14-days after last day or tournament, the prizes will be awarded to next-highest scorer, repeating the process until somebody can be contacted. We will provide shipping of items, unless otherwise stated above, if you live in the United States — international winners will have to foot the bill themselves.
  • These rules are subject to change at any time. Jake Ortman has the final say on rules and prizes. UtterlyBoring.com, Jake Ortman, any prize-providers, or participants cannot and will not be held liable for anything in this contest, nor can Yahoo Sports, prize providers, my family, hamster or anybody else. Do not taunt happy fun ball. Batteries not included. Not for off-road use. You agree to these terms when you sign up! That being said, this is casual fun, so let’s keep it that way.

That’s all for now, so get yourself signed up and good luck!

Getting Organized For The NCAA Tourney Pick ’em, Looking For Prizes

I’m working on getting things setup for our annual pick ’em, and am looking for prize contributions. It’s a casual tournament, and prize contributors cannot win their own prize (but can win others). As usual, all prize submitters will get text link on the tourney page (which will be linked from the front page of my site), but as an added bonus, I’ll rotate a 125×125 pixel ad banner for your company or blog or whatever during the duration of the tournament (where you see that Kindle 2 ad right now), if you’re interested.

Anything can be submitted for a prize, as I’m pretty casual, as are the readers of this site, so if you have anything fun, weird, cool or downright strange you want to throw into the prize pot, by all means comment here or e-mail me privately (utterlyboring [at] gmail [dot] com). This is just a fun casual tournament, so I do my best to keep it that way.

Look forward to more tournament information coming soon, along with registration information (I’ve already sent invites to last year’s participants). Do know in advance, I won’t be able to award you a prize if your email address isn’t published somewhere on the tournament page on Yahoo!’s site, so I know it’s you. I had to move down and up the brackets last year because the bottom and top folks didn’t have a way for me to get ahold of them, and didn’t read my final post. That’s the one catch: You actually have to read this blog now and again to keep up with announcements — I can’t be held responsible if you don’t.

BendBlogs.com Fixed, Server Almost Back To Normal

What a couple of days it has been.

A couple nights ago, the server that hosts this site and several others (including my employers’) that I manage had a backup hard drive fail. Not the end of the world, the datacenter could swap in a new one, be back up and running in 10 minutes. I did an offsite backup, just in case, and we swapped in the backup hard drive, and things were running smoothly again (once I got the thing partitioned properly so that my backup tools recognized the drive properly).

The problem is that two sites I had been working on when the thing got rebooted had some issues when they came backup (they were having issues before, and this just forced me to look at them a bit harder). First off was the church’s site. The WEC Typo3 install I had been running there had already been going a bit bonkers, so I had to try to get that upgraded and backup and running again, as I didn’t really want to lose their large sermon archive. Typo3 is sometimes a bit of a pain to upgrade/reinstall properly (at least to somebody like me who hasn’t dealt with Typo3 much and am used to much simpler databases applications). I think I’ve got it back up again, but need to do some tweaking before I turn it live.

A constant nagging problem I’ve been having with BendBlogs.com is it’s VERY heavy MySQL usage, and it’s creation of a bunch of large temporary tables. Folks will periodically get this error when loading the site. I’ve been trying to find time to redevelop that site using Movable Type and some plugins developed for Blogs.com that can be used for this type of thing, but I’ve been just totally slammed. In the meanwhile, I knew a temporary fix would be to increase the size of my /tmp partition on the server and setup a script to keep it clean in there, but I didn’t want something that would bugger up cPanel. So following the directions here to edit cPanel’s securetmp script to increase the size, I then removed and recreated the /tmp partition following these directions (as it’s basically a virtual partition that cPanel creates) and that got rid of the error on bendblogs.com. I also increased the memory_limit a touch in my php.ini file to give things a bit more breathing room, so hopefully that’ll hold things at bay until I can find more time to redevelop the site so it doesn’t pound the MySQL database so hard on page loads (as it doesn’t do as well caching things as I’d like).

And Speaking Of Crazy Commenters…

I just talked about BOR’s crazy comments, and it made me think of all the commenters who have been posting over the years here. It’s been over a year since I’ve done this, but here are the 30 most commented on entries for this site from over the years:

709 comments: Have a small penis?

563 comments: We All Hate Work

535 comments: Do Not Call List — Red Hot, Big Loopholes

398 comments: Extreme Dodgeball

364 comments: Do You Have Bright Green Poop?

360 comments: Panties Just For Men

340 comments: Another Great Gmail Hack

295 comments: Only a band geek will appreciate this

255 comments: How to cancel an AOL account in 3 minutes

207 comments: Help pay for a girl’s boob job

196 comments: Yet another reason to hate PETA

146 comments: Are hyphenated Yahoo names that rare?

142 comments: BendBroadband is Giving You More Speed…

118 comments: Sciatic nerve pinches hurt like hell

115 comments: Kurt Kobain a better guitarist than Jeff Beck and Carlos Santana? Not bloody likely!

100 comments: Learn to throw cards like a ninja

100 comments: That’s One Killer Christmas Light Display

98 comments: Smack the Penguin

92 comments: Sick and Politically Incorrect Jokes

90 comments: Michael Jackson has never had plastic surgery

88 comments: What comes after trillion?

86 comments: Dateline to focus on Michael Jackson’s face

83 comments: Another Reason to Hate AOL

68 comments: Man doubts his "World’s Smartest Person" title

65 comments: A 2,200 Acre Mushroom in Eastern Oregon

65 comments: Anybody Actually Using Clearwire?

61 comments: Man gets jail for licking woman’s feet in grocery store

60 comments: Fun "Monkey Kick Off" Flash Game

55 comments: DHTML Lemmings

53 comments: A virtual drum kit

Many of the same entries are there from before, with a few newcomers, but generally higher numbers all around.

Comments Are Borked Fixed

I had to do a Perl recompile Monday, thought it went fine, but apparently comments don’t work right now, getting me some ugly errors (Global symbol “$nested” requires explicit package name at (re_eval 42) line 2, line 1. Compilation failed in regexp at /usr/lib/perl5/5.8.8/SelfLoader.pm line 110, line 1. ). It’s obviously Perl related, but I don’t know why. I’m looking into it.

Thanks Nathan for pointing it out.

Update on 9/4 @4PM: I think I got it fixed. Please email utterlyboring [at] gmail [dot] com if you notice any weirdness.

Reader Survey: Links In New Window or Not?

I made a change a few weeks ago that reader Amanda was the first to point out: I changed external links I post in blog entries from links that opened in a new window to links that opened in the same window. She was the first to notice (or at least mention it). I personally preferred opening them in a new window as I use Firefox and had it set for external links (with target=”_blank” in the link code) to open in new tabs that I could browse later. I switched it recently because more and more blogs I saw seemed to post all links to open in the same window.

Lots of folks have discussed this same question, so I now’s the time for all you lurkers to come out of the woodwork: Which do you prefer? Links opening in new window or links I post opening in the same browser window? Comment below.

(Oh, and BTW: Amanda shared Knol, which is now public, and thought it was hilarious the length of an article on making pancakes is stupidly long.)

My Poor Neglected Blog

The last couple weeks have been crazy chaotic in my life. With the search for the new web host, the finding of a web host, the moving and fixing of various sites and my irrigation installation (which is still ongoing) to my daughters’ (and wife’s) end-of-the-year dance recitals, things have been a downright crazy mess for the last few weeks. My poor blog has just been getting neglected (it is liking its new server, however) and I’m sure there is still weirdness from the move I haven’t caught yet. I’m still trying to get all the sermons listed on my in-law’s church site, and I still am in the process of getting the redesign for Sunriver Vacations (thanks to Lance‘s help), so things aren’t going to slow down anytime soon, but I will do my best to make time for this site.

Writing and sharing on this site is actually a stress relief for me, as it gives me a chance to share all the crazy stuff that people send me, which generally puts a smile on my face. So I pledge right now so make some more time for this site and try to keep posting. Hopefully. Maybe. We’ll see….

Update: Just realized I had an old version of my MovableType config files on this server for some reason, causing commenting to not work on some entries. I’ve since fixed that, and commenting should be working properly site-wide now.

Testing, 1, 2, 3

Last night I transferred Bend Blogs and this site to a new Web server (after getting my new servers all setup). If you’re reading this, you’re reading it on the new server. The server’s running PHP 5, Apache 2.2 and MySQL 5.1 while the old server was running PHP 4, Apache 1.x and MySQL 4.1. It’s also a much meatier server than before, and Bend Blogs seems to render much quicker than before (the rumors were that PHP 5 would help that a lot).

If you notice any weirdness, comment here or email utterlyboring [at] gmail [dot] com.

Update at 11:30PM on 6/16: DNS issues suck, you know that?

Anyway, after struggling figuring out why CentOS5’s BIND implementation and cPanel 11 didn’t want to play nice (which caused some traffic to the new server to get lost today), I found this forum thread which I’d had to find before, but couldn’t remember how I found it, so I’m bookmarking it here.

Long story short, if you’re running CentOS 5 and cPanel and you find that name server lookups are getting refused even though BIND is up and running fine, run this command: “/scripts/fixnamedviews –force”. Quick, simple fix. And I’ve linked to it before, but for some stupid reason I couldn’t find it. So the more places I bookmark it so that I can make sure to fix its lame nameservers, life will be good.

Man, I need to sleep.

New Web Hosts Found

I mentioned last week that I was shopping for a new Web host. Today I ordered two servers: one from Handy Networks and one from WireSix. They were both recommended to me by a good friend of mine, and were recommended highly on WebHostingTalk. I looked at a lot of companies during the last week or so, and I’m hoping this will be a better bet than my current host. I intentionally split my servers up so I could have agreements in place with more than one company, though I have full confidence in both of them (and they actually recommended each other as well). If anybody’s shopping for a new host, let me know and I’ll put you in touch with the folks I dealt with there. They’re both smaller companies compared to the big boys (Handy is larger than WireSix) but they have really smart people running the show. But I’ll basically just be paying a bit more than before, but will be getting much better hardware out of it.

Needless to say, I’ll be busy as heck these next few weeks while I setup the servers and start migrating sites over to the new server (I have four weeks on my old server as I’m paid through the month). Between that and a pile of work projects, I’m just totally buried right now. Just need to quit sleeping.

UtterlyBoring.com at Wrigley Field

Remember for the dummy prize for the pick ’em? Fighting Yoopers won the prize, but never claimed it, and per the rules, I gave the prizes to the next people on the list (in this case, the second-to-last). The Dren was the next worst, and he was happy as heck to have the shirt, even wearing it proudly on a trip to Chicago (much to his wife’s dismay). He tells me that the folks at Wrigley got a kick out of it (when it was warm enough to take his coat off — Dren’s from Texas, so he needs a coat for anything less than 60 degrees). Here he is watching the game:

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I seriously doubt I’ll get too many visitors from Chicago because of the shirt, but thanks Dren for wearing your inability to pick winners proudly.