Some of these are really sick, but I’m sorry, but I did laugh at some of them (and yes, I’m going straight to hell for it, I’m sure). Some examples from the aforementioned site:
What’s black and has 27 breasts??
The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.
What’s yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.
What did the blind, deaf, mute boy get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.
Comments
Those are so bad. Funny, but really bad.
I hope you don’t burn in hell for posting those.
😉
i think these are definately on the rite page “sick” but ther funny especialy the wheelchair one lol xxxxx
whats 12 inches long and scares women?
Cot death
How do you make an orphan’s hands bleed? Make her clap her hands until daddy comes home.
Q: whats blue and screws old ladies?
A: Hypothermia
Why did Hitler commit suicide???
– He got the gas bill
nice jokes. i hope you like mine.
q.how many iraq’s are there in iraq?
a.whats iraq….ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hey BOB cool joke
wanna hear mine?
yeah of course i do
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
A Paki
ARRRGGGGHHH DIE BITCH DIE!
whats red and screams?
peeled baby in a bag of salt
Heres a good one.
Q
What do you call a load of whelchairs stacked on top of each other in a kitchen
A A vegetable rack
What’s red and slimy and crawls up a chick’s leg?
A homesick abortion
What’s black and blue and hates sex?
A rape victim
ooohhh, hehehehe…
What’s bright purple and drives a truck?
He’s my nigger, I’ll paint him any damn colour I want!
What do twenty thousand battered women have in common?
They don’t fucking listen!
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you’ve already told her twice.
haha!
how do they know diana had dandruff?
they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment!
What do you call 100 black men in a field?
The good old days…
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A Pizza doesnt scream when you push it the oven…
Why did the blind man cross the road?
He didn’t.
What did the Cancer woman get for Christmas?
An operation.
Why did the cerebral paulsey drown?
cos he cant swim.
is it me or do people with cerebral paulsey walk like a pupet.
whats the worst thing about having sex with 4 yr olds?
cleaning the blood out of the clown suit.
whats the difference between a baby and an apple?
i dont cum in an apple before i eat it.
whats the difference between aborting a mission and aborting a baby?
aborting a mission isnt funny.
whats funnier than september 11?
all the orphans.
what do u do after raping a blind, dumb girl?
break her fingers so she cant tell anyone.
what did the blind, deaf, dumb, orphan get for christmas?
cancer.
im very sorry for those who read these.
Why did so many black people die in Vietnam ?
Because when the General told them to get down, they started dancing
yeah mlawrence_11.
Lol Marrons nice joke
The jokes posted so far are sick and i almost pissed myself with most of them.heres some more
How do you get a jewish girls number?
-roll up her sleeve
What kind of pizza was a favourite at the world trade center?
-two plains
whats worse than two dead babies in a trash can?
-one dead baby in two trash cans
Whats the best thing about having sex with 27 year olds…
Theres 20 of them.
What’s the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?
You can’t eat a train carriage.
What does a pedohpile use for lube?
-tears
Did you hear they had to pull Steve Irwin’s line of sun care products off the shelves? Apparently they don’t protect you from harmful rays.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
New Yorkers: Some of them go through 110 stories in five seconds.
wat did micheal jackson get for christma
a trampoline for his baby
What’s the best thing about having sex with a baby?
You get to make your own hole
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne doesn’t come on a kids face until he’s about 13 or so
what breaks during sex?
A three year olds pelvis
Whats the difference between a nigger an a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of 4
what happens when a jew runs into a wall with a erection.
he brakes his nose.
what do you call 1 paki on the moon
a problem
what do you call 2 pakis on the moon
a problem
what do you call all the pakis on the moon.
problem solved
what did a black see when he looked up his family tree?
nothing a monkey shat on him!
Why was it strange to see Michael Jackson dangeling his kids off a balcony?
Normally he just tosses them off.
How do you know its bedtime in Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand touches the little hand.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Man and a little girl are walking into the woods, the little girl says “its dark im scared.”
The man replies: “i dunno why you’re scared i’m the one who’s gotta walk back by himself.”
What’s the best thing about a ten year old girl?
Flip her over and you’ve got a ten year old boy.
what do you get when you cut a baby with a razor blade?
An erection!
How do you get 1000 babies into a barrel?
With a blender.
How do you get them back out?
With cornchips.
What’s small, black and in a box?
A baby in an oven.
How do you fit 100 jews into a car?
In the ash tray.
How do you kill a bunch of retards on a bus?
Put poison on the windows.
what gets louder as it gets smaller
a baby in a trash compactor
why should you always put a baby in a blender feet first?
so you can cum in its sreaming face
What does a blind and deaf 7 year old girl do when you put her in the microwave?
I don’t know. I was too busy masturbating!
What did Michael Jackson say when he got out of jail?
“I feel like a kid again!”
We shouldn’t make fun of black people. I have a black person in my family tree. And that nigger’s been hanging there for two weeks.
What does the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make black people run faster.
Why are black people so strong?
TV’s are getting heavier.
Q: What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
A: Stop laughing and reload
Why are aspirin white?
Well, you want them to work don’t you?
wots blue and orange and lies on the bottam of a swimming pool!
a baby with bust arm bands
wot do u call a chink who beats up his wife!
just chined her
why could superman save the pep in the twin towers!
could not get his wheelchair over the rubble!
Most Commented On Entries
It’s been a while since I’ve done this, but here are the 30 most commented-on entries on this site. Much of it is either a) Idiot Bait, b) Crazy People…
You people are sick, twisted,, undesirable, pathetic excuses for human wasteland and I would like to personally invite each and every one of you to my house for a ferking party. Killer party I think. Wonder wich of you will get it first? My party so it won’t be me.
Why shouldnt you take the piss out of a midget with down syndrome?
Its not big and its not clever.
What would teh flinstones be called if they were black?
Niggers!
Whats the worst thing about gang rape?
waiting yoru turn
sorry guys but i’m finding some of the jewish jokes offensive my grandad died in the holocaust in a nazi consentration camp, he fell out the watch tower!
How do you stop a black man from going out?
Pour more gas on him.
What do you call a dead bady with a dislocated jaw?
Deepthroat!
What’s the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I don’t kiss my girlfriend after sex.
What did Princess Diana turn into at midnight?
A wall!
What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were still alive?
Stratching at the lid of her coffin.
What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
(I will also take any alive person as an acceptable answer)
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
i dont have a ferrari in my garage.
why do u put a baby into a blender feet first?
so u can keep ur cock in it mouth longer
whats the difference between a trampoline and a baby?
you take ur shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
how do u stop a baby crawling in circles?
nail its other hand to the floor
Who will pick up the soap when it is dropped in jail??
Dines
what do you do if your wife has an epileptic fit in the bath?
chuck the dishes in..
what is the difference between a baby and a freezer
a freezer doesnt scream when you put your meat in it!
Whats Gross?
2 Vampires fighting over a bloody Kotex.
whats grosser?
the one that wins!
I hope all of you who posted these sick jokes go and burn in hell…
i cant believe you horrid people would encourage this poster with sick shit of your own…
it’s people like you that make the destruction of the human race a GOOD thing…
go to f–king hell you pathetic sick jerk offs
i bet you’d do all that to your own mothers wouldnt you?
I love choking little girls with my whopper chopper and fingering there bum holes with seamen as lube
Why does Beyonce always sing ‘to the left to the left’
Because black people dont have any rights.
A sad tale…..
A Pakki in my street doused himself in petrol and set him self on fire and died.
We are now making a collection for his family, so far we have 60 gallons.
a nigger a spic and a white guy found a genie
the genie said they could all have one wish so the nigger said
“i want all my nigger brothers back in africa”
‘poof’
all the niggers are in africa
the wetback said i want all my wetback brother to b in mexico again
‘poof’
all the wetbacks r in mexico
then the genie asked the white guy what he wanted and he said
“you mean all the niggers and spics are out of america?, I’ll just have a coke”
Dear DeathDealer,
Take a deep breath and repeat this: “THEY’RE JUST JOKES!” over and over. The world really has become a sad place when people can’t tell the difference between sickness and a joke. AND, if you don’t like this type of humor, why are you on this website? HYPOCRITE!
Luv, Hogkat
What do nine out of ten people enjoy?
Gang rape!
at last ive found something on the internet that i find offencive , you are a bunch of sick mother f*ckers.
who wrote the blender joke?
you need help , but everyone here is beond help, ill be back grasshopper!
latest joke is zappa!
The once was a man named Dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave
she smelled like s–t
and was missing a tit
but think of all the money he saved!
you sick evil bastards.one day you’ll have kid with a disability and youll know what it feels like to work.
f–king arseholes,my mother died of ovarian cancer typical limey yank f–kers
lol hilarious
Dear Nameless One:
(AKA: Too chickens–t to print a name)Take a deep breath and repeat this: “THEY’RE JUST JOKES!” over and over. The world really has become a sad place when people can’t tell the difference between sickness and a joke. AND, if you don’t like this type of humor, why are you on this website? HYPOCRITE!
Luv, Hogkat
A black man takes a girl home after a night dancing. The girl says “Show me what they say about black men.”
So he stabbed her and stole her purse.
you people are f–king sick……..yet hilarious
this s–ts f–kin hysterical omg and to all of those that are opposed to hit ill throw you in the abandoned mineshaft where i throw all of the other bodies so quit whining
knock knock
whos there?
green
green who?
green tractor
I don’t get it…?
Q. whats worse than finding a worm in your apple
A.the holocaust
What’s the best thing about a blow job from an ethiopian woman?
You know she’ll swallow.
How can you tell which is the head nurse?
The one with the dirty knees
A brunette, a blonde and a redhaed are all in third grade. Who has the biggest tits?
The blonde, because she’s 18.
How do you tell if a chick is to fat to f–k?
When you pull her pants down and her arse is still in them.
Did you hear about the new paint called ‘blonde’ paint?
It’s not very bright, but it spreads easily.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
OMG You guys have so made my day!! I so needed a sick twisted laugh!
Why does Jesus hate M&M’s?
They fall through the holes in his hands.
wht was the last thing jeses said?
dont you bastards eat my easter eggs, im coming back on monday.
what do u call disabled people in a swimming pool?
vegetable soup
whats better than getting a gold medal at the special olympics?
not being retarde.
and finally…
theres nothing wrong with gays, if there was im sure god would have sent some sort of plague to wipe them out
A man is telling a friend about what happened the day before. “I’m walking along the tracks behind my house when I see this gorgeous naked chick near the tracks with the biggest tits I’ve ever seen, so I f–ked her 3 or 4 times and busted a massive nut each time! It was the best sex I’ve ever had!” His friend asked did he get a blowjob too, and he said “No, I never found her head!”
how do tell the differance between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
they taste different
a muslin asks the creater of star trek why theres blacks,chinks even aliens but no muslins,the creater replys, as if u don’t no,its set in the future
How do you kill a buss full of tards?
rub poison on the inside of the windows
Haha, you guys are so awesome!! These jokes just make me howl with laughter hahaha… i wish i could memorise them all and then feak people out by saying them… heres my contribution:
Whats teh worst thing about gangrape?
Going Last… and keeping it a secret!
Whats small, brown and spits?
A baby in a frying pan!
What do you get if you smash a baby with a hammer?
An erection
Whats the difference between a Porshe and 100 dead babies?
There isnt a Porshe in my garage!
HAHAHAHA
Enjoy it my friends, and see you in hell 🙂
At least it will be warm there and we’ll know each other 🙂
im sorry boss i can’t come into work 2day. why can’t you come into work?im going to be really sick 2day. what do u mean, your going to be sick? im going to rape my sister and leave her wheelchair at the other side of the room
thats pretty sick
good jokes people.
quick question… How can you be both limey and yank?
“Nameless One said on 01/09/08 @ 10:45 PM:
f–king arseholes,my mother died of ovarian cancer typical limey yank f–kers”
Q: How do you make a 5-year old cry twice?
A: Once when you f–k her and again when you wipe your cock off on her teddy bear!
Whats black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron…
Rachluce…thats so funny, the best one on here so far! I high five you
Whats the main cause of paedophilia?
Sexy kids
A little girl comes running into the livingroom to her mother screaming “Mommy Mommy, Daddy’s throwing up in the bathtub!” “Why are you so upset, dear” her mother asks? “Because Bobby’s getting all the big pieces”!
I had to get rid of all my child pornography because my Pornograph broke and they won’t work in my DVD player.
Valentine’s Day—Bummer!
What has 18 legs, two tits, and is older than dirt?
THE SUPREME COURT!
What do you call an African American with 2 Batchelor degrees, 3 Masters Degrees, 2 PHD’s, their own Fortune 500 company, 6 luxury homes in 4 countries, and an 8 figure income?
A NIGGER!
whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
my cock as i’m doing it!
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
take your boot off its head
What do a fat, white chick and a shingle have in common?
Sooner or later they’re both gonna get nailed by a mexican or a nigger!
ok here’s some for you
What sits in a corner getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler!
What’s more fun than stapling a baby’s head to a wall?
Ripping it off again!
What’s white and bobs up and down in a baby’s cradle?
Paedophile’s arse!
What do you call twenty Pakis in the back of a truck?
Good day’s hunting!
How do you make a baby run faster?
Chase it with a lawnmower!
what is funnier than seeing a blind kid getting raped???
see the blind kid getting raped in a clown costume
what sizzles with a loud noise???
a skinless baby in a bath of vinegar
what begins with v and has never been laid??
a vegetable
why do jews stink
coz they are too scared to take a shower
thank you and burn in hell for coming on this site in the first place tehee
– Mom, I don’t like my brother!
– Shut up and finish your meal.
– Mom, for how long I’ll have to sleep with my brother?
– Not much… Your dad will soon buy his coffin.
– Mom, Johnny is sucking grandma’s nose.
– Tell him to stop or I’m have her coffin closed.
– What is a bus full of lawyers in the bottom of a lake?
– A good start.
– What is a philosophical zombie with a white wig?
– A judge.
– Why does the old man scrotum stinks?
– Because it have a dead snake above.
– What do you do when your wife suffers a clonic seizure?
– Put your cock on her hand.
– How to do a cowboy fuck?
– Start with a doggie style and call her with the name of your neighbor.
whats worse than all thedumb fucks posting shit on here. Australians
whats worse than Americans? Samoans hahahahahahaha
bloody bongas…………
whats worse than that? Australians hahahahahahaha
fucking Auzzies
How do you stop an Australian from swinging on a swing?
with an ake
Yous are all and shall forever be a slaves to the dark and in the end you will not burn you will be anal raped for eternity George Bush
Some of these jokes are quite literally laugh out loud material, but I cannot get into the baby fucking and child abuse stuff….somehow it just isn’t funny
I agree with dedsetmad: the baby fucking ones aren’t funny. Don’t call me ignorant – I know these are meant to be potically incorrect – but they’re just not funny.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of mutilated children? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
child abuse is hilarious.
A lot of the stuff was hilarious and made me fall off my chair from laughing, but the child rapist jokes were more of a shock value then of a comedic value
I have created a page on face book and was hoping some of you could post your jokes/quotes and join in and create discussions.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=104729876233361
thanks come and join in and share with ur friends 🙂
What do you call a nigger sitting in a tree with two monkeys?
The branch manager.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young? You have to make airplane noises to put your cock in her mouth.
Q. how do you keep little kids off your lawn??
A. molest them
……..har har lol
is that the same nameless one who posted that sick joke about an old lady? what a ret-rd
A queer goes to the doctor and says “doc, I got aids. Can u do anything to help me?” The doctor says,”I’ll prescribe you a bucket of castrol oil and a month supply of heavy duty laxatives.”. The queer goes, ” gee, thanks, but how will that cure my aids?”. The doctor goes, ” it won’t, but it WILL show you what your ass is meant for.”
Why did god invent orgasms?
So niggers know when to stop fucking.
Ha,Ha love the princess diana crossed the road because she didn’t have a seat belt on, and the wheel chair one was really good, and i liked the deaf mute kid got cancer for Christmas, (he probably was naughty! lol!)
but any way, i still don’t get it, i mean whats’ the big friggin’ deal about bad jokes? so if laughing at “off color” joke is a sin ? thats insane. an besides there are multiple circumstance regarding that joke’s origin ever herd of satire? idiot? i believe as long as it’s sorta to “joke around and laugh with them and not at them” in a satirical harmless fashion, i’ts nothing at all to worry about. besides how could we not? we can’t help it.
this shit is HI-larious. Anyhoot:
how do you punish orphans?
you hold a parents’ evening
I love little girls! They beat the shit out of old thunder thighs ANYDAY! HUH HUH HUH HUH!
Young lad goes round to visit his grandad ” Hi Grandad how you doing?” Granda says “Dont rightly know young ‘un what with the bad weather, swine flu, everythings awful” Young lad rolls his eyes, sighs and says “Yeah Yeah Grandad, tell me something I dont know” Grandad looks at his Grandson says ” Your Nanas arse takes my entire fist”
i bought my girlfriend a new perfume the other day called chloroform she doesnt like it though she says it makes her sleepy and her ass sore
i know why they call it the funny bone now
i elbowed a paki in the face and it was funny as fuck
i saw a paki with 3 lions on his chest the other day
god i love the safari
a man walks into a shoe shop and asks for some high quality shoes. the assistant shows him a pair saying
“these are good, they are made from snake skin and are $200”
the man says, “I’m looking for something better”
The assistant says “these are $1000, they are the best we’ve got, they’re made from baby skin”
the man says “yeah, they look nice but do you have them in black?”
the assistant says, ” yeah for $5″
how long does it take for a nigger to have a sh*t?
9 months
why did the girl fall off the swing?
she had no arms.
What do you call a paki on the moon? A problem. What do you call 2 pakis on the moon? A terrible problem. What do you call All the pakis on the moon? A solution! Heeheeheehee!
How was break dancing invented?
When a nigger tried stealing hubcaps from a moving car!
My retard girlfriend wouldn’t let me cum in her mouth….. So I spunked on the window and let nature take its course!!!
why do black boys cry when havin a shit? coz they think there melting
-Hey, wanna hear an orphan joke?!
-sure!
-knock knock!
-who’s there?
-not your parents.
these jokes are funny but child abuse is discusting and should never be done
Why are most orphans christians? Well they need someone to call “father”
I fucked a chick with a stutter the other day, it was great I finnished before she could say no
What do women and parking spaces have in common??
Most of the time all the good ones are taken, so when no ones looking you’ve gotta stick it in a disabled one!
Little boy is watching the TV and an add comes on for a the local circus. The little boy gets so excited and say to his parents ” please can we go i have never been to a circus yet???” to which his parents sa ” Yes of course”
The next night they are lining up for the circus when the little boy looks down a couple of tents to see a clown sitting down, so he runs up all excited and asks the clown ” Please show me a trick , i have never been to the circus and i would love to see a trick”
The clown puts his smoke out and says “sure kid”, ” turn around and pull your pants down”, the kid reluctantly does so. “Can you feel my finger in your bum” the kid awkwardly says ” Yeah”.
The clown then says ” Look NO HANDS”
Here’s one 4 you…
What do u call a buncha whites runnin down a hill?…aValanche
What do u call a buncha culads runnin down a hill?…prison break
What u call a buncha niggaz runnen down a hill?…mudslide 😀
What u call a horse pullin a car?…horsepower
What u call a nigga pullin a car?…theft
Why should u NEVER shoot a nigga offa bike?… Its probably yours
What did the nigga child get for Xmas?…your bike
Most Commented Entries
It’s been years since I’ve done this, but it’s time to check on the most-commented-on entries for this site over the years. Most of these were from way back in…
Q: Why do homosexuals like ribbed condoms?
A: Traction in the mud
Q:Whats brown and black and looks good on a jew?
A: A german shephard
Q: How do you make the ugliest children in the world?
A: I don’t know, ask your fucking mother
Q How do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white girl?
A Throw them a basketball
Q: Why do Niggers smell so bad?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Man says to Stevie Wonder “What’s it like being blind?”.
Says Stevie: “Well, it’s better than being Black!”
Q How many candles are on Hitler’s bitrhday cake?
A 6 million
Anne Frankly that joke is not Reich.
Alright see you in hell
what type of salads do epileptics like to eat?
Seizure Salads
What do you call 500 epileptics in one room?
a foam party
who has the best pyjama parties?
Hitler
they say 1 in 10 people live next door to a paedophile. not me, i live next to two gorgeous 13 year olds
You sick twisted fuckers, how can you say stuff like that about cancer and babys. You are fuckin sick and i hope you all die ov a tragic tragic death! a slow painful one, sick horrible fuckin cunts. if i personally knew you i’d fuckin stab each and everyone off you sick cunts through the heart with a blunt rusty sharp object.
What do a prostitute and a butcher have in common?
They both take as much sausage as they can get.
What do you call a black person on a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call a black person on two wooden legs? A waste of wood.
What’s the best part about having sex with a 5 year old? When they break down on the witness stand.
What the fuck is with all the nasty fucked up child rape shit? Wtf, including all that baby fucking ru serious, how fucked up can people get. U need to pray if u are seriously like that. The jokes are good but stop with that wrong shit thats really fucked up
thanks guys, i laughed my ass off, pity about the retards complaining, ok:
whats blue and yellow and sits on the bottom of the pool?
a baby with slashed floaties
whats red and yellow and floats in th pool?
floaties with a slashed baby
whats red and blue and sits on th bottom of the pool?
allie shneider( made a real splash)(christian TV ad on 90s aussie tv)
hf gl all
ps
how do you stop your kid swinging on the washing line? a SHOVEL 😉
Why was the black Jew so angry
Nobody drops the soap in a gas chamber