Category: Moronic

BendBroadband is Giving You More Speed…

but at the price of bandwidth caps. It appears that starting in July, BendBroadband Internet customers are going to be saddled with bandwidth caps. For most people, not a big deal. But for bandwidth-heavy geeks like me (and I’m sure I’m not the only one), it is, even if I were on the highest plan.

While I’m sure they’ve always internally had these caps, and I applaud them for actually making them public, they don’t seem very generous and they’re forcing users into more expensive plans to make sure they have breathing room.

The biggest problem for me is my nightly online backups, not only to my house but from my house. I have software that backs up local data nightly to Mozy servers and I also have a 400GB file server in my home office that backs up data from the servers in my Sunriver office on a nightly basis. I also download large torrent files of DVD disk images, software patches, midget porn etc… . I can all but guarantee that I’d hit the bandwidth cap pretty much every month (probably every couple weeks).

But the reality is that most of my heavy bandwidth usage is in the middle of the night (between 10PM and 7AM, after which the connection to my server in Sunriver severs as the office is opening back up), where it’s not going to screw with the bulk majority of folks. So should I be penalized when I’m not going to be affecting 95% of folks?

As it stands right now, their page to check your usage doesn’t work, but let’s hope that’s up long before they roll this thing out.

I know Comcast, a major, national cable provider, has these sorts of caps, but I was hoping a local, home-grown company wouldn’t have to resort to this, especially without an option for an unlimited plan (depending on what source you read, Comcast’s cap is between 90-200gb, which is quite a bit more than BendBroadband’s limit, even on the high end).

While BendBroadband has been a long-time advertiser on this site (my agreement with them allows me to editorialize all I want about their service), and I’ve constantly recommended their Internet services, I might have to shop around for DSL services unless some clarification can be made for hardcore geeks (and long time customers) like me. It’s late, and I’m tired from watching all the basketball today, so maybe this has me more riled up than it should, but in this day and age where bandwidth should be getting cheaper and cheaper (and generally it is), it irks me when my ISP for nearly a decade decides to cap it on me.

Update on 4/4: Some good discussion below in the comments. Here is the spreadsheet that one of the commenters put together to show how this can really cost you.

Update on 4/7: Forgot to post this last week: BendTel doesn’t think putting caps on Internet use is moving people in the right direction for utilizing the Internet. I tend to agree (and I like the folks at BendTel, having used their services in the past at my office).

Update on 4/10: This story has now gone national. Feel free to digg this.

Drugs Make You Do Stupid Things

If you’re going to throw your meth in the trash and dispose of the trash on the side of the highway, don’t throw your mail out with the trash so police can easily find you.

Some Of The Area’s Finest

A couple local teens broke into a Prineville convenience store and stole $5000 worth of cigarettes, beer, and porn.

Another Mom Of The Year Nominee

Here’s a new one

A Syracuse woman is accused of leaving four young children alone for more than an hour Tuesday at Syracuse’s Inner Harbor while a man shot nude photos of her in the woods, city police said.

A passer-by called police, who said they found the children — a 6-year-old, two 4-year-olds and a 3-year-old — “highly distraught and crying” shortly before 6 p.m. About an hour later, Michelle Rendino, 20, of Beattie Street, and a man in a wheelchair emerged from the woods.

Link via Obscure Store.

I Might Get Arrested For This

I frequently hold my daughters’ hands when we’re outside or walking somewhere. They actually ask to hold my hands.

But apparently that’s something sexual predators do, and I could be reported for it.

I love it how the good parents get picked on and jackass parents like these morons are still allowed to procreate.

Stupid Lawsuit For The Day

Town helps rescue woman. Woman returns favor by suing the town.

Gutsy Criminal For The Day

First, he breaks into an officer’s house, then steals his truck, then proceeds to have sex with his girlfriend in the truck. Amazingly, he got away, but left his girlfriend to take the rap.

Thanks jarhead for the link.

Maniac Drives Through Bend, Videotapes it, Posts It Online

I don’t remember why or how I came across this site, but this video (embedded after the jump) shows a guy driving like a maniac in and around Bend (we’re talking 90+ north of Bend on Highway 97). It was posted three days ago, so if he isn’t a full-time resident, he was probably here for the holiday weekend and posted that when he got home (or it could be older, I have no idea — but I’m sure there are clues in the video that date it appropriately).

The video’s frickin’ huge, and takes a bit to stream, but I did manage to get a copy downloaded so that if the embed goes bad, I’ll see if I can host a local copy here (it’s a 62 meg, 15 minute FLV file, so I’m holding that off as long as I can).

But tell me: How many scenes around the area can you identify? I know that parking garage, that stretch of highway north of Bend (as well as in front of the Mountain View Mall Cascade Village Shopping Center). I’m sure if you watch this close enough, you can probably get license plate numbers or some other incriminating information about these idiots, so have fun.

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Vodka Does Bad Things

What a nitwit

A drunk man who fell into a tiger enclosure in a southern Ukraine Zoo had his ear bitten off, the zoo administration said.

The 33-year-old climbed on the bars surrounding the enclosure to pose for photographs and fell into the cage holding the tiger and her cubs … .

[…]

The tiger attacked the man, biting off his ear and scratching his neck.

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“The man, his sister and their friend drank a bottle of vodka and then came to our zoo for entertainment,” Mr Kyrychenko said.

Idiot For The Day

This Portland man was so mad that he didn’t receive a speeding ticket (yes, you read that right), that he decided to ram his car into a police car to get his point across. Thanks Barney for the tip.