Vodka Does Bad Things

What a nitwit

A drunk man who fell into a tiger enclosure in a southern Ukraine Zoo had his ear bitten off, the zoo administration said.

The 33-year-old climbed on the bars surrounding the enclosure to pose for photographs and fell into the cage holding the tiger and her cubs … .

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The tiger attacked the man, biting off his ear and scratching his neck.

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“The man, his sister and their friend drank a bottle of vodka and then came to our zoo for entertainment,” Mr Kyrychenko said.