When times are tight, sometimes people have to be creative on how they make money. Like this guy, who got in trouble selling a home that he didn’t own
Category: Moronic
Why Did This Guy Think This Was A Good Idea?
Kids these days…
“These cuts on my arms? I was trying to be a hero…”
“It has nothing to do with the break in at the adult toy store up the street. Really. I promise.”
Happy Halloween
Everybody who has read this site for long knows how much I love Halloween </sarcasm>. Just the same, thanks to Cheryl, here’s something entertaining for you.
Edit: Fixed the 2nd link — wouldn’t want anybody to miss out on my labels.
Be Safe Today
I’ve mentioned before how much I love the Fourth of July.</sarcasm>, but no matter your thoughts on it (I’d enjoy it if I didn’t fear my house would burn down), just be safe today. Hopefully they’ll actually enforce the illegal fireworks ban like they promise.
But if you are looking for something to do today (before they burn up the Butte), Jon has you covered.
Stupid Kids
When is it ever a good idea to “surf” on a car hood? It’s not, especially when you’re going 50+ MPH and the driver won’t slow down.
Global Warming My Ass
Whoever said that this world is warming up obviously hasn’t been driving to work the last week in snowy weather and having to scrape ice off his or her windshield in the morning, which I have done the last several mornings.
They obviously never looked outside their window in late April and seen in snow during the day.
This is Spring, right? Wasn’t the first day of Spring last month? I’m not supposed to be chopping wood still (I apologize to all my neighbors who are probably sick of me chopping wood after doing it all winter). I’m not supposed to be having to order more wood (like I had to a few weeks ago).
And there’s a 70% chance of more of the same tomorrow.
Anybody else sick of this?
“MySpace is the anti-Christ for children”
I couldn’t agree more with the Dad in this story (though I think I’d even go as far as removing “for children”) about the cheerleader who got the hell beaten out of her by some classmates over some text messages and MySpace trash-talking (full story here). These idiots even thought it was a brilliant idea to post their felony acts onto YouTube and MySpace (video can be seen here).
Why does this remind me so much of the infamous Summit High School girls, just with more physical violence? What is wrong with people these days that they seem to think this is OK? Where were these kids’ parents growing up? I mean, the kids were sitting there in their holding cells and “one asked if she would be able to make it to cheerleading practice the next day, while several others joked that they wouldn’t be making it back to the beach anytime soon.” Personally, my concern wouldn’t be cheerleading practice, it’d be how to stay the heck out of prison before you become somebody’s girlfriend — whether you want to be or not.
Just FYI
If you’re looking for a place to store your guns, the oven isn’t it.