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This just angers me. A student used a cell phone to capture video of teacher yelling at student, and then posts the video on his Web site. What’s the school district do? They punish the student, and leave the teacher alone. Asinine? Dang right it is.
The video in question is below…
Raju Shetty’s attempt to adopt an inventive method to enhance sexual pleasure landed him on the surgeon’s table yesterday.
Inspired by the fad of body piercing, the Pantnagar (Ghatkopar) resident substituted a ring with a metal nut and pushed it around his penis. Problem was, the metal stayed stubbornly stuck to his organ for over two hours.
It gets worse — the metal was too thick, so they couldn’t cut it off, so they had to gradually pull the thing off over two hours. And if the guy would’ve delayed any more getting to the hospital, it would’ve developed gangrene and they probably would’ve just cut the thing off.
The reality is that unskillful or unwise drivers cause accidents, not their phones.
Apparently being lazy, playing video games, IMing your friends, and mooching room and board off your parents is hard work and not relaxing enough for kids these days, because according to one study, 71 percent of children say they “need” a vacation. Full Story.
It’s sad when our administration doesn’t live in reality.
THE PRESIDENT: Good. Okay, Mary, tell us about yourself.
MS. MORNIN: Okay, I’m a divorced, single mother with three grown, adult children. I have one child, Robbie, who is mentally challenged, and I have two daughters.
[…]
THE PRESIDENT: You work three jobs?
MS. MORNIN: Three jobs, yes.
THE PRESIDENT: Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that. (Applause.) Get any sleep? (Laughter.)
MS. MORNIN: Not much. Not much.
THE PRESIDENT: Well, hopefully, this will help you get you sleep to know that when we talk about Social Security, nothing changes.
It’s “fantastic” that someone has to work three jobs to survive in this country? Did I miss the memo here? Somebody please tell me I’m reading this wrong.
Man loses millions gambling, decides to sue the casino.
All Starbucks in the Phoenix area were closed because of contaminated water problems the area was having. Sadly, caffeine-addicted freaks didn’t care, and were even willing to sign a waiver, to get their Starbucks fix. Full Story.
Set this as your friend’s start page and watch the fun commence.
When dropping off your film at the photo lab, make sure the canister you’re delivering it in isn’t full of cocaine.
If you’re going to be driving with 33 bags of cocaine, 34 tablets of ecstasy, a small bag of marijuana, a six-pack of beer, a loaded handgun and two open bottles of alcohol, don’t be an idiot and drive the wrong way down a one-way street.