Just an FYI: It’s probably not a good idea to light your cigarette with the stove while wearing an oxygen mask.
Category: Moronic
Another Darwin Nominee
I’m glad idiots like this get removed from the gene pool:
A man has been charged with involuntary manslaughter for fatally shooting his friend through a protective vest on an apparent dare, police said.
Alexander Joseph Swandic, 20, died of a gunshot wound to the heart Monday after donning a protective vest and asking David John Hueth, 30, to shoot him, police said.
Hueth initially told police that Swandic’s wound was self-inflicted, but later admitted to the shooting. The two had apparently tested the vest by propping it against a dirt bank and shooting it twice, police said.
Idiots.
Moron Crook For The Day #2
Maybe if they laid off the dope, they wouldn’t be such idiots.
A Florida Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.
Thanks Cheryl for the link.
Moron Crook For The Day
If you’re going to deal drugs, don’t sell them in front of the sheriff’s house. Idiot.
People Aren’t Too Bright
I’ve been dealing with some folks to get an ad for our company here into a local golf guide. Part of the gig was that I was to send them some marketing material, and they would write radio ad copy to use in their campaign. I had sent all the marketing gibberish a couple days ago, but I get an e-mail from my sales rep for the ad, asking me to send her the promotional bullet points again, because she didn’t have it.
The thing was, though, she was replying to my original message from two days ago, and she had the entire copy of my marketing gibberish in her e-mail to me — so she obviously already had the material she was looking.
I resent it to her anyway, as I could see there was no way to win this battle so there was no sense in starting one.
Military Stupidity
Six reservists have been court-martialed for scrounging up parts of abandoned trucks so they could complete their mission in Iraq. Full story.
Moron Crook For The Day #2
If you’re going to burn up an ATM with a cigarette in a envelope slot, don’t be a moron and look at the ATM camera and don’t use your own ATM card. The guy got away, but they know exactly who he is.
Moron Crook For The Day
When you go to get a Rolex appraised, make sure you don’t get it appraised by the guy you stole it from. Full Story.
Update: Fixed Link.
A Special Kind Of Idiot
It takes a special person to get busted for speeding nine times in three weeks — by the same roadside camera.