Category: Moronic

This has to be the dumbest teenager I’ve ever seen (and I’ll put emphasis on the really idiotic part):

A teenage boy accidentally set himself on fire early Wednesday morning after allegedly trying to siphon gas from a firefighter’s car.

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Police were called to the hospital to investigate the incident and later learned that the 17-year-old spilled gas on his pants while siphoning gas. He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire.

What a nit wit. I hope this guy never breeds.

If you’re going to try to pass off fake money, I’d recommend trying something other than a billion-dollar bill. Thanks Dave for the link.

He’s so going to get banned from baseball (or at least the hall of fame) for this.

I can not believe that these idiots are considering making folks pay to send e-mail to their servers. I could see AOL thinking up something stupid like this, but Yahoo!? They have at least a little bit of geek street creed.

Thankfully, the EFF is on the case.

If you’re going to print counterfeit bills on your printer, solve printer jams yourself and don’t send the thing out for repair still loaded with fakes (yes, I know the link’s over a month old — I’m a bit back logged on my flagged links).

Yeah, that’s the ticket.