Moron Crook For The Day

This has to be the dumbest teenager I’ve ever seen (and I’ll put emphasis on the really idiotic part):

A teenage boy accidentally set himself on fire early Wednesday morning after allegedly trying to siphon gas from a firefighter’s car.

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Police were called to the hospital to investigate the incident and later learned that the 17-year-old spilled gas on his pants while siphoning gas. He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire.

What a nit wit. I hope this guy never breeds.