Category: Local

Is anybody else going to fall asleep before Midnight tonight?

I probably will. I’m not a huge fan of the fanfare around this holiday for a variety of reasons (some personal ones that I’m not going to go into here), but mostly I haven’t slept well for a couple of weeks. I’ll probably just play with my new DS Lite a bit (haven’t had a chance to play with it much) and then crash well before midnight. I have to work tomorrow, so that’s a partial motivator. So we’re just having a couple friends over to play some board games, and then I’m probably going to crash.

Anybody else going to fall asleep before midnight?

Regardless, I hope everybody has a happy and safe holiday, and please, please, please call a cab if you’ve had more than a couple drinks. I don’t care how coherent you think you are and how fine you think you’ll be, you won’t end up hurting yourself, you’ll hurt somebody else (read between the lines there and you’ll know why I’m not a huge fan of the holiday).

Here are the local numbers for the local taxi companies. Print them up and bring them with you wherever you party tonight (all area code 541 if you’re from out of town reading this):

  • Bend Cab Co: 389-8090
  • City Cab: 385-3304
  • Owl Taxi: 382-3311
  • Redmond Taxi: 548-1182
  • Yellow Cab Co.: 330-1600

And remember, it’s better safe than sorry.

Central Oregon Barbie Dolls

I posted a version of this joke a while back, but this version has more of a Central Oregon focus (and you’ll only really get the last one if you live or work in the Sunriver area). I’ve made some edits of the version that was sent to me, and you can find the dolls below.

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Great Way To Start The Morning

The icy rain we got last night has already caused some chaos, and it’s already bruised me up pretty bad, too.

I woke up this morning and went outside to get some firewood. Our woodstove is our primary source of heat this time of year (our furnace just sucks up too much electricity for how effective it is), so I went outside to get some firewood. I generally load a bunch of wood into a back storage hallway that’s just off our backyard patio into our house. The icy rain made our concrete patio pretty dangerous, so I walked carefully as I went across it to get to our wood pile. I grabbed a few rounds to put in the hallway, and made the attempt to walk gingerly across the patio. I took two steps, with an armload of wood, slipped, and went flying. I flew down forward, onto my knees, with the firewood coming down on top of me. I bruised the living bejeebers out of both knees, scraped up one of them, and bruise my elbow as well.

I couldn’t walk for a few minutes, so as I’m laying there in pain on the patio, my six year old daughter — who’s the only one up with me at this time of the morning — is looking out the window with a look like “Oh my is he dead?” I looked back at her to make sure she knew I was OK, and would come back in the house when I could get up again.

The problem was we still needed firewood as it was dang cold outside, so I had to get some more wood chopped and into the hallway. Needless to say, once I got back on my feet, I didn’t cross the patio unless I had to — I threw the wood into the hallway from a distance. I got the wood inside, got a fire started, and then just plopped down on the floor with some ice on my knees.

I eventually made it to work this morning (and was greeted with four inches of snow) after trying to loosen up my knee. It still hurts like a bugger (not like it did this morning). Once my Advil kicks in I’ll be OK.

In the grand scheme of things, however, I’m just glad I’m not in Colorado right now. My brother’s in Fort Collins right now, and getting beat up as well.

Some Locals Just Aren’t Too Bright

Bad: Losing control of your car.

Worse: You did it because you were drunk.

Just Plain Stupid: You were transporting your three two-foot tall marijuana plants.

Shame On You, KOIN

So news breaks that they may have found the climber’s snow cave on Mt. Hood (Fort Hood, according to some CNN folks) as well as equipment. So at my office I flip on to KOIN, the only Portland news station that we get in Bend, they cover a noon-time news conference for a few minutes, and then go back to their precious NFL football game — and it wasn’t even a close game

So I flip to CNN, and they’re using video from KOIN. So KOIN is still covering it, but doesn’t want to lose NFL advertising revenue. Fox News is using the same video.

Shame on you, KOIN. There’s a chance that these guys may be found — dead or alive — within the hour or so, and you can’t even sacrifice your precious revenue for the good of the community. Instead, I’m forced to watch CNN’s version of this, where they’ve been known to call it Fort Hood.

Truly a sad day in Oregon news coverage for those of us that live outside the Portland area.

Update at 2:20: Oregon Media Insiders has a good thread about this, but the thread seems to be the same. KATU and KGW are putting news online, but God-forbid they preempt their crappy Golf and Ice Dancing (NFL’s just a tad more popular than that).

But some sad news: Rescuers reached the cave, but nobody was inside. So back to the drawing board, and let’s hope they find another cave as that’s really about their only chance of survival at this point.

Update at 4:30: One climber found dead.

It Only Gets Worse For The Local DEQ Office

First there was the fire, ice and flood that beat up the local DEQ office a couple weeks ago. Now, it’s asbestos.

You Thought Your Week Sucked?

You got nothing on the Bend DEQ office, which has burned, froze, and flooded.

First came a smoky electrical fire in the attic last Friday, spotted when one of the 40 or so workers in the leased building heard popping sounds and saw sparks from a fluorescent overhead light fixture. No one was hurt, but damage was estimated at $95,000.

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“Over the weekend, the temperature got down to about 12 degrees,” McKnight said. “We froze a water line in one part of the building that had no power.” When the half-inch line thawed out Sunday, sure enough, it burst and ran for about 90 minutes to two hours, flooding one end of the office with an inch or so of water.

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The problems also knocked out the main phone number for the DEQ in Bend (388-6146), meaning lots of use of cell phones, but even one of those went on the fritz for a time Tuesday.

Man, talk about having a crappy few days.

Any Hardcore Microsoft Web Developers Around?

A headhunter recruiter approached me, asking if I knew anybody that was a whiz in VB.NET, ASP.NET, XML, HTML, JavaScript, etc. for a Senior Web Developer job here locally. I didn’t know anybody off hand, so if you fit the bill or want more information, comment here or email me and I’ll send you the job description and contact information.

COWPU (pronounced Cow-Poo) Meeting Coming Up

The Central Oregon Web Professionals Usergroup is meeting up again this week. I won’t go into all the details, as it’s all well-covered here, here, and here. I’m going to do my best to make it (Jen, next time send these out a bit more than a week ahead of time, ‘K?), so hopefully I’ll see some of you there!

Does This Seem Weird To Anybody Else?

So the FBI raided a local man’s home and business after he allegedly sent sexually explicit photos of himself to someone posing online as a 13-year-old girl. The thing is, he hasn’t actually been charged with anything. But they decided to announce it to the world anyway.

Now I’m not even remotely condoning what this guy allegedly did, I don’t know him, nor have any interest in this at all. But does the FBI really feel the need to completely bury the guy’s reputation and business before they’ve actually filed charges? I would expect this kind of public announcement after charges have been filed, but it seems odd to me that they’re doing this without formal charges. What if all this turns out to be false and no charge is ever made? From the KTVZ.com story:

Steele acknowledged Thursday to KTVZ.com that the public announcement, without an arrest, “is fairly unusual, but because there is a concern that he worked with children, they wanted to get the information out as soon as possible.”

I can understand that, but wouldn’t it have just been easier to just subpoena his customer records from his Martial Arts Center and talk to the families before we jump to any conclusions and make a big public announcement?

Just my two cents, but maybe I’m just missing something here.