Category: Funny

He’s trying to prevent his supporters from leaving the country.

Nearly two years ago I posted a link to some really sick jokes and that entry is still, to this day, getting commenters who are posting even more sick and twisted jokes. Now you have a one-stop Wiki to get your fix, folks, created buy the guy who’s writing the book on the subject.

Happy Mother’s Day, and if you’re a mom or dad or even if you’re not, you’ll appreciate one mom’s writings on the things her five little boys taught her.

This man describes everything I hate about 99.9% of the MySpace pages out there.

While they were written by 7-10 year-olds, they sound a lot like the way he talks.

What if Jack Bauer didn’t have 24 hours, but had 5 minutes?

Before Cheryl sent me this hilarious story about a childhood experiment with gun powder, I had never heard of The LawDog Files. The stories he writes are hilarious and it’s been addded it to my wish-I-had-more-time-to-comb-through collection of RSS feeds.

Whoopsie. Ironic? Indeed.

Be sure to check out a better mugshot on KGW (though I’m not pointing you there for the story because they require registration, and I frickin’ hate that).

Apparently some folks at a radio station in Portland (who will remain nameless, as I didn’t ask for permission) were bored (which seems to bring a bunch of traffic here) and searched for “bastard gas prices suck“, which has an old post on my site listed as the third result.

It was from 2003 and I was complaining about our $1.94 prices. My have times changed.