Leave it up to former Bendite Dane to come up with this descriptive text: “The Dr Pepper at our local Wendy’s tastes like watered-down Band-Aids.”
Boy does that ever sound rancid.
Category: Funny
Being Buried In Snow Tends To Destroy Cell Phones
It’s always a joke around here in Sunriver (and Bend, too, but we do be more snow down here) that these large piles of snow that were created by the snow plows in the area are usually here until June. We had a pretty ugly winter down here, and there were some very tall piles of snow (some 10 feet tall, easily). They’re just now totally melting off, and one of our maintenance folks were out where there used to be a very tall one, and found this on the ground next to the driveway of one of our homes:
That’s the LCD of probably what used to be a decent Samsung SCH-A670 phone (photo taken with my the company’s new Canon Rebel XT that I bought for a deal). Needless to say, the thing doesn’t function anymore, as it’s probably been buried under there all winter long.
What I really need is a water balloon launcher or potato gun or something that I can launch this thing off the roof of my building and see what kind of abuse it can take.
Air Force Hangar Fire Test Gone Bad
If you haven’t seen these pictures of the foam-filled Air Force hangar, you need to check them out. There are more photos here and a full story of the foam test here. Thanks several people for this.
Hilarious eBay Auction For The Day
Be sure to read the questions from other members on this auction for a haunted can of black olives. Thanks sleepy for the link.
Eight Year Old Steals Minivan
He could barely see over the steering wheel, but the third grader took his teacher’s minivan for a quick joy ride and returned it safely to her house. It’s Modesto, Calif., youngest recorded car thief.
Soda Pop Jet Pack
Nothing like the Japanese to do something this crazy and stupid so the rest of the world can laugh. Didn’t they try this on Mythbusters? I only caught about two minutes of that episode. Anyway, link via b3ta
DEA Agent Shoots Himself in Foot, Sues U.S.
His lawsuit was for “improperly, illegally, willfully and/or intentionally” allowing the tape of him accidently shooting himself to be disseminated. He was giving a educational presentation to a Florida youth group when it happened. I’m sorry, but you, my friend, are an idiot and need a sense of humor and I’m sorry, but if you do something this stupid, you deserve anything you get. View the video here.
Where is Chuck Norris When We Need Him?
If Chuck Norris were at the U. of Georgia, the ATF wouldn’t have had to rid the University of its ninja problem. Be sure to read the follow up interview with the guy that the ATF took down. The whole thing is hilarious.
Thanks Barn for the link.
That’s Something For The Resume
Anne Sellors has one movie credit to her name: Woman who urinates herself. Be sure to read about her compelling performance in her message board.