Category: Funny

Family Guy Is A Great Show

What other show out there will bust out in a random five-minute fight with a guy in a chicken costume (and this is the third time it’s happened — the third is below, the first two are here):

That being said, while it’s a funny show, you’ll notice a lot of scenes in Family Guy that are eerily similar to old Simpsons episodes:

I Could See This Happening On Bend’s West Side

Sad: Bay-Area couple pays a “bargain” $525,000 for a fixer-upper home in an area where the homes run an average of $755.000.

Bad: The home was 870 square feet.

Crap: It totally collapsed during renovations.

Gutsy Criminal For The Day

First, he breaks into an officer’s house, then steals his truck, then proceeds to have sex with his girlfriend in the truck. Amazingly, he got away, but left his girlfriend to take the rap.

Thanks jarhead for the link.

What If Axe Body Spray Were To Be Sprayed Over An Entire Town?

If you believe the commercials, the results might look something like this:

Thanks Snowbuggie for the video.

Flirting With A Westboro Baptist Church Man

Oh man, this is hilarious…

If you don’t know who the Westboro crazies are, read up here.

I Knew That Girl Seemed Fishy

Dora the Explorer Captured, awaits deportation. Full story.

Link Dump

Totally slammed, links piling up, so here are a bunch of random links that have been sitting in my to-do pile for a while:

More useful links and discussion fodder tomorrow.

Epic Star Wars Battles With New Soundtracks

I think the movie would’ve been far more entertaining had this been a part of it:

I Would’ve Given Up A Long Time Ago

This is easily the most frustrating Super Mario mod ever, and the guy manages to actually keep it up for 23 minutes. I would’ve given up after about five.

The Fast Food Industry Hates My Wife

I swear, the fast food industry must be watching what my wife has eaten over the years at fast food resturants. They wait until she really likes something and then they proceed to remove it from their menu forever. Observe…

  • When we were first dating, my wife liked the Roast Chicken Sandwich at Arby’s. They are no where to be found.
  • When we were expecting our first child, Wendy’s Chicken Caesar Pita was the craving — and those are now long gone.
  • The latest straw, my wife loved the Cabo Chicken Sandwitch at Quizno’s — which, as of this week, is no longer on the menu.

There have been others over the years, but I just can’t think of them right at the moment (if I remember, I’ll post ’em here — there was something at Taco Bell and at Dairy Queen, but I can’t remember what it was).

So I apologize if anybody out there has liked any of these things over the years and have come to find them disappear — it’s my wife’s fault.