I have a feeling that when I played MarioKart a bunch when I was in college (four players all crammed in a small little dorm room around a Nintendo 64), I was pretty much like this:
Category: Funny
That’s A Seriously Strong Blender
I didn’t know a thing about these blenders until I saw it totally destroy an iPhone:
Thanks Andrei for the link.
Phallic Traffic Problems
By now, everybody has heard about the offensive traffic posts in Keizer. It’s easily fixed as I think Jack has found a perfect solution to the problem.
Quote For The Day
Stolen from one of my favorite local blogs:
The Mountain Gate developers are telling us that, unless we approve what they want, they just might build what we don’t want. Which is a bit like saying, if you don’t let us fart all we want, we’ll poop on your floor. Charmed, I’m sure.
Worst Job Ever
Watch this until the end — it’s worth it (language a bit NSFW).
Great Use Of Processing Power
A Pigeon Cam with dynamically added fez (this is a fez, if you don’t see the pigeon when the cam loads or it’s dark).
Note that is appears to not have updated most of the day, so as of right now, there’s a pigeon with the fez on its butt:
Seattle Times Telemarketer Gets Punked
Oh man. Out of all the people that a Seattle Times telemarketer could call and try to sell to, they’d call Chris Pirillo during his call-in show. This is priceless — this lady is so confused by the end of this.
Best quote: “This is better than Google. It’s the complete newspaper.”
Biggest tip for salespeople: Know Thy Product.
Thanks to Barn and Lost Remote for the video.
I’m Going To Hell
And so are you if you, like me, laughed at this video of a wheelchair-bound boy band:
Seriously, though, the guy that did the video is a stand up comic that does indeed have cerebral palsy. So he’s making fun of himself and his disease, similar to Josh Blue, who we all know from Last Comic Standing.
Government Inefficiency At Its Finest
I love Worse Than Failure (formally known as The Daily WTF) always has a ton of great stories that make me feel better. I read them and think to myself, “Wow, I’m not nearly that stupid.” It makes me laugh my tail off when I read a story like this where a government worker’s day or two of work could’ve been done in 30 seconds with a command line command and a copy/paste job.
Monica Lewinsky’s Back In Oregon
And I think Jack has pinned down why she’s here.