Fighting in sports has worked its way down to the junior hockey level (of course set to music). Video after the jump…
Category: Funny
Kristi Miller, The Ass Kicker
One local blogger recounts the craziness of everybody’s favorite local media personality, Kristy Miller.
Just make sure you notice the date of the post.
This Should Be On a T-Shirt
Bend: Best Third-World Town Ever.
Edit: I threw it on a T-Shirt (to go along with my others). It’s quick and dirty, but it works.
Internet Access CAPTCHA
This should be a required install at every school and every home computer where people under the age of 18 are going to be using the computer. It’d make for a much more grammatically-correct web.
Internet Jackass Day
I completely forgot it’s April 1st, aka April Fools Day, aka Internet Jackass Day. I used to follow this quite a bit more, but I’ll just let Wikipedia do it for me.
Update: Forgot about Urgo, which also links to a ton.
Want To Drive From NYC To Dublin (Or From Bend to London)?
If you ask for directions via Google Maps, they’ll tell you to swim (screenshot below in case it gets changed):
Link via Kottke.
Update: Upon experimenting a bit, it looks like it works for many US and European cities — in case you wanted to drive from Bend to London
Hacking John McCain
This is why you should not only avoid stealing layouts without credit, but you should certainly copy images to your own server.
Peyton Manning United Way Spoof
I’ve actually loved all the commercials and such that Peyton Manning does, and he hosted Saturday Night Live yesterday. This skit with him was hilarious (no, I did not see the whole episode)…
What Are Guys Really Thinking?
This video is so wrong (and not safe for work — a bit of swearing and dirty talk), but it made me laugh mostly because of the shock value (video after the jump).
The Wisdom Of Children
This whole column is hilarious.
A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids’ Table
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
[…]
How College Kids Imagine the United States Government
THE PRESENT DAY
—Did you hear the news, Mr. President? The students at the University of Pittsfield are walking out of their classes, in protest over the war.
—(spits out coffee) Wha— What did you say?
—Apparently, students are standing up in the middle of lectures and walking right out of the building.
—But students love lectures. If they’re willing to give those up, they must really be serious about this peace thing! How did you hear about this protest?
—The White House hears about every protest, no matter how small.
—Oh, right, I remember.
—You haven’t heard the half of it, Mr. President. The leader of the group says that if you don’t stop the war today they’re going to . . . to . . . I’m sorry, I can’t say it out loud. It’s just too terrifying.
—Say it, damn it! I’m the President!
—All right! If you don’t stop the war . . . they’re going to stop going to school for the remainder of the week.
—Send the troops home.
—But, Mr. President! Shouldn’t we talk about this?
—Send the troops home.
Thanks Waxy for the link.