Surfing The Web So You Don't Have To
And I thought my buddy’s RobertSmith4CentralOregonHomes.com was a long domain, but these are just ugly:
http://www.cheap-flights-cheap-flights-easyjetthewebsfavouriteairline.co.uk
http://www.flights-to-europe-no-frills-airlines-cheap-flights-easyjet.co.uk
Thanks, but I think I’ll use Google to find my information (another from NTK).
Chest pain burning you up? http://www.ntk.net/2003/02/21/dohchest.gif
Now you can count fewer sheep: http://www.ntk.net/2003/02/21/dohdolly.gif
From NTK.
Gotta love BBC typos (from NTK). That’s a lot of mustard.
From Ruminate.com:
While more strippers and more beer are undoubtedly a good thing, I’ve found it’s much easier to convince your boss that you deserve a raise if you just leave that part out.
Dave Barry has to be the funniest person in America. His blog is always funny. Recently he did an interview with Slashdot that was priceless. Excerpt:
The best thing about winning the Pulitzer is, about once every ten years you can say (or write) to some jerk who is attacking you in a nasty manner: “Oh yeah? Well I won the Pulitzer.” Actually, come to think of it, you can say this even if you DIDN’T win the Pulitzer. Nobody ever checks.
From Ruminate.com:
My wife only likes to have sex in places if there is a risk of getting caught. Well, I *have* caught her — numerous times, in fact.
There’s this girl where I live — every day I tell her how I’d love to brush her long, beautiful hair, or go skipping through a field of lilies hand in hand with her, or share a bottle of wine on a hilltop overlooking a valley in Tuscany. And every day her answer is the same: “I’m not allowed to fraternize with the prisoners.”
Scientists say a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s mouth. That may be true, but my wife almost never kisses me right after licking her own butt.
When I die, I’d like to be scattered over my hometown. But not, like, cremated or anything.
Sometimes I think I’ve totally wasted my life. That’s when I call my Mom, and she always reassures me: “You’re not a failure, boy. That’s just the crystal meth talking!” Mothers are great that way.
A fun little story that someone sent me (don’t forget the link at the end):
It was a cold, dark, stormy night. They were alone in the house. The storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed, he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance. She wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her, protect her from the storm. She wanted that…
Then the power went out.
She screamed.
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He did not hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn’t resist, but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on, as did their growing passion, and there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together. They knew it was wrong. Their families would not understand.
But they were so consumed in their passion they didn’t hear the door or the click of the light switch.
The power was back on……. and the lights came on….
Dogs have to settle for a snowy spot — not their usual hydrant or patch of grass — when they’re ready to relieve themselves. “It’s like [us] trying to go to the bathroom on an airplane,” says a vet.
Body-builder Gregg will appreciate this. Imagine: A dazzling display of rippling muscles at your desk any time you like. From b3ta.
Brian Brigg’s wrote a hillarious story on his site titled “Fans Angry That The Matrix Reloaded Looks Like Another Matrix Rip-off.” BBSpot is a satirical site. Its disclaimer on the bottom of EVERY page states: “BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don’t have a sense of humor we suggest you go elsewhere.” Regardless, you should read the hate-mail he got after the Matrix rip-off article to see how stupid people can be.