Dave Barry has to be the funniest person in America. His blog is always funny. Recently he did an interview with Slashdot that was priceless. Excerpt:
The best thing about winning the Pulitzer is, about once every ten years you can say (or write) to some jerk who is attacking you in a nasty manner: “Oh yeah? Well I won the Pulitzer.” Actually, come to think of it, you can say this even if you DIDN’T win the Pulitzer. Nobody ever checks.