Category: Funny

They don’t have any (from NTK)

From Ruminate.com:

I like to look on the bright side: Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

I’ve been married about 10 years now, but the wind chill makes it feel more like 50.

Of all the nicknames I had in high school, I think “Fat-ass, worthless, greasy, pizza-face waste of skin” was the worst. Either that, or “Spud.”

Whenever I get a nasty migraine headache, I start to think that I should be using a hammer to drive nails, rather than my head. Then I come to my senses and think, “Where’s the fun in THAT?!?”

How could they fire me?!? Putting “Ottoman Empire expert” on my resume as a euphemism for “couch potato” wasn’t being dishonest!

My dream job is to be a professional musician in the “Jeopardy!” house band — because then I’d only have to learn that one song.

Ken sent this to me, so I have to blog it before Jake beats me to the punch.

http://www.siccoproductionz.com/delta.html

A funny little Flash movie.

It ain’t a real wedding reception without mace, knives and angry drunks. Full story. Link via Fark.

From Ruminate.com: I never understood why they call it “getting lucky” when it has nothing to do with luck and everything to do with a crisp new $100 bill.

This site is a riot. It was last updated on December 19 2007, established in 1873. Some of the random lies:

* Women are twelve times more radioactive than men

* The hole in the ozone layer is caused by tiny elves, who mine the ozone and use it to manufacture unidentifiable objects of no discernible purpose.

* Arse biscuits are the most popular snack in Northern France.

What happens when you combine those wacky Brits, a expensive digital camera, and a remote-control car? You get Pigeon Cam, and, surprisingly, I laughed pretty hard.

Gotta love the BBC: They never seem to get things right. And these examples of improper ALT tags prove this even more:

http://www.ntk.net/2003/02/28/dohpron.gif

http://www.ntk.net/2003/02/28/dohrum.gif

And now there’s proof (from NTK)

You know when you’re at shopping site, and you click on an item, it will give you other items “you might like” as well? Well, sometimes these things don’t work quite right (From NTK)