Dave’s Web of lies

This site is a riot. It was last updated on December 19 2007, established in 1873. Some of the random lies:

* Women are twelve times more radioactive than men

* The hole in the ozone layer is caused by tiny elves, who mine the ozone and use it to manufacture unidentifiable objects of no discernible purpose.

* Arse biscuits are the most popular snack in Northern France.