Category: Funny

My family sent me this picture, along with a “Dear Abby” parody letter:

Dear Abby,

I recently read your column advising grandparents on “tough love” for grandparents to give misbehaving grandchildren, whose own parents let them run wild. I have followed your advice, and enclose a picture demonstrating my technique when my grandson just won’t behave while I’m baby-sitting for his parents. They have told me not to spank him, so I just take him for a ride, and he usually calms down afterward.

Signed,

Tough Love Grandma

Since everybody and their dog is sending me this image, I might as well just post it so I can say “Look, it’s on the site, leave me alone!” Or something along those lines ;-).

But it looks like they did find Nemo:

Quoting this Obscure link to the LA Times story:

Daniel Watts, 21, used $1,516.67 of his $11,300 “Wheel of Fortune” winnings to pay the fee to file as a Green Party candidate in the California recall election. “I’d be more than happy to be governor,” he says. “It would look really good on my resume.”

Personally, I’d think winning on “Wheel” would be more impressive on a resume than being governor of a state like California, but that’s just me.

The “Buy It Now” price is $300K on “Nothing”. If you win the auction for less, it’s only $75.99 shipping.

Imagine how life would have been different for Arnold Schwarzenigger.

You’ll be happy if you constrict your anus 100 times everyday. Another random Amazon link via alldumb.com. (And yes, as Neil pointed out, my affiliate ID is in the link — remove it if you don’t want me to get a whole two pennies out of it, only if you buy the book.)

Among the classics on this list: You said you’d like to try some toys in bed, so I brought Mr. Potatohead. There are some good ones on there, and the Davezilla comments are always funny.

Well, now you can. Obviously, the price is a typo, but the reviews are what make this listing pricless. Link via alldumb.com.

I seem to be good at finding odd-ball dancers this week. To quote this site:

Stealth disco started as a prank between employees at an advertising agency in Chicago called Cramer-Krasselt. Working in advertising means you have plenty of long hours so you’ve got to find ways to hae a little fun while your here. A sort of point of initiation to the agency, you know you’ve been accepted once you’ve been stealthed.

The videos are funny. Another b3ta link (who also sent along a site showing a man’s obession with his stripper pole).

This guy has been using them for about five weeks now, with no real difference, but he’s still chronicling the progress on his blog anyway.