What’s the secret to happiness?

You’ll be happy if you constrict your anus 100 times everyday. Another random Amazon link via alldumb.com. (And yes, as Neil pointed out, my affiliate ID is in the link — remove it if you don’t want me to get a whole two pennies out of it, only if you buy the book.)

Comments

Yes, the reviews are the best part of these things. People put a pile of time into those things — which is really disturbing.

PAUL BRANDEL says:

I HAVE WATCHER THE O’REILLEY FACTOR FOR GUITE AWHILE.
BILL IS RIGHT ON THE MONEY.!

Paul, WTF are you talking about?