Category: Funny

I don’t know about you, but 17-minutes would’ve been more than long enough for me, but apparently not for the fans that paid good money to see them.

You start it with this: “Proving the Catholic church is led by schmucks who have their heads stuck up their asses[…]”. Let the flame fest at Stupid Evil Bastard begin. I know I’ll avoid it — religion debates annoy me. But I agree with Les on this one 🙂

In remarks on a radio interview, Maryland’s first lady Kendel Ehrlich said “If I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would.” Why don’t people like this run for office?

I generally don’t even read my spam, but this one happened to make it past my spam filter of choice. I’ve obviously deleted the filename so you don’t go clicking and getting more traffic sent to me:

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http://datemakermania.com/ocw/xxxxxxx.html

Just what you need — a date with a married lady who probably has a rich, powerful, 6′ 5″, 250 lb husband, ready to kick the crap out of anybody that looks wrong at his big-breasted model of a wife. Thanks, but no thanks.

Then please don’t use this as your hair dryer in the morning. It might push you over the edge. Link via alldumb.com.

A month or two ago, Dave Barry wrote about the American Teleservices Association, one of the groups that is suing the government to have the Do Not Call list banned because it violates their free speech rights. So Barry published the association’s toll-free telephone number under the premise that “Hey, if the ATA feels its members have a constitutional right to call you, then surely the ATA feels that you have an equally constitutional right to call the ATA.”

Apparently so many people called that the number had to be disconnected.

But, as Berry let’s us know now, the ATA has a new phone number (at least for now): 317-816-9336.

Expect that number to be non-reachable soon enough.

(This was sent to me by Shasta Bob, but I’m reposting the code here, as the code he sent me was a mess. If you know the original source, please let me know so I can cite it.)

You’ve always wondered how the other sex experiences an orgasm. Do you want to see the difference? Then try this Orgasmic Simulation:

Just so you’re aware, the boss smokes a little grass now and again. Link via Fuck That Job.

Then you need to make sure you buy this truck to make up for it. Link via BBspot.

A guy is selling his Windows XP “New Folder.” Link via alldumb.