Category: Funny

A couple of G. W. Bush mosiac pictures, made entirely out of ass. Thanks to b3ta for the last couple links.

You gotta love good humor:

You have the impression that the disasters of the world do not touch you anymore? You feel vaguely sorry for other people’s misfortunes but you don’t feel the inner urge which used to make you help your neighbour ? WiFi-SM is the solution !

WiFi-SM is an Internet connected wireless device that you can fix on any part of your body. It automatically detects the information from approximately 4,500 news sources worldwide updated continuously and analyses them looking for specific keywords such as death, kill, murder, torture, rape, war, virus etc.. Each time the text of the news contains one of these keywords, your WiFi-SM device is activated through the WiFi network and provides you with an electric impulse. This impulse is calibrated so that you can feel a certain amount of pain, but is completely safe.

I just love the tesimonials:

I’ve been using WiFi-SM for one month and it’s amazing ! When somebody suffers on earth, not only I know it, but I can also feel a little bit of his/her pain. I don’t feel guilty anymore and I can enjoy life without limitation. I love WiFi-SM 😉

Apparently HP/Compaq has some pretty dumb users, as their FAQ explains where the key is.

Introducing NaDa, whose claim to fame is that it does “nothing for everybody”.

In case you’ve been living in a hole here in Oregon, you have probably by now heard that No. 3 Michigan will be coming to Autzen Stadium to face No. 22 Oregon for a game this weekend. If you have been living in a cave, here’s a story about it.

Well, there’s a Michigan Alumni Association that has stated that they won’t be travelling to the game. Here’s the reasons why (according to a forward I just got from):

10. How scary can a team be that has a mascot that ends up on a plate at fancy restaurants?

9. Michigan has freshman chemistry classes with larger seating capacity than Autzen stadium.

8. Where the heck is Oregon, anyway?

7. Oregon plays in the junior varsity league called the Pac Ten.

6. The state of Oregon can’t relate to those that actually PAY taxes.

5. You can’t spell Oregon without “goon”.

4. National football Championships: Michigan 11, Oregon 0.

3. Eugene who?

2. School creativty is so limited that it had to steal Donald Duck for its mascot.

1. The natural order of things: Wolverines, Beavers, Ducks.

Needless to say, the Oregon Alumni have sent a nice reply:

Here are the top ten reasons why you and your fellow Michigan Wolverines will remain hiding in your snow dens with eyes closed rather than join us on Saturday, September 20 for the 12:30 P.M. kick-off between Oregon and Michigan at On the Rocks:

10. Nike swoosh on Michigan uniforms is an Oregon thing.

9. There are lots of Ducks in Oregon. In Michigan, the Wolverine is extinct.

8. Ann Arbor – Home of the Wolverines or female tree?

7. The Ducks are not a prep team like Central Michigan or Houston.

6. Lloyd Carr is no Bo Schembechler. Hell, Lloyd Carr is no Mike Bellotti!

5. Members of the Weasel Family, Wolverines also known as skunk bears and gluttons.

4. Ed Martin, head weasel, Chris Webber, skunk bear and glutton.

3. Michigan Blue becomes Michigan Blew in a sea of Oregon Green.

2. Phil Knight has more money than the whole State of Michigan.

1. 55,000 Ducks fans in Autzen Stadium twice as loud as 110,000 Wolverine fans in Michigan Stadium.

Regardless, I know my dad will be at the game, and I know I’ll be watching it. And as soon as the Central Oregon UO Alumni Association has a functional Web site, I’ll link their way.

I got this list from my local alumni group, but credit goes to “Super” Dave Evans (President of the San Diego Ducks Club of the U of O Alumni Association) for this list.

Read about the city of Agra, Oklahoma, which added a couple letters and is now named Viagra, Oklaoma, and see how many jokes you can spot. The name change only lasts until Saturday, however, when things will change back to their relaxed ways.

Where was this guy when I got the boot on my car in Eugene a few years ago?

With college football season upon us, some Nebraska alumni who came to their senses and now live in Oregon have created the Brent Musburger Drinking Game. The site warns that you need to play at your own — it is conceivable your whole party will be s***faced with 8 minutes remaining in the 1st quarter. Considering how often you have to drink in that game, I wouldn’t be surprised. They even have helpful soundbites in case you haven’t heard Brent call a game (though I have, and find him probably as annoying as these guys do).

But it looks like Mother Nature has beaten me to it. It’s obviously a Photoshop job, but still a funny one. Thanks to Barney for the link.

I can’t say that I’ve laughed so hard in a long time. I went to the University of Oregon with a guy named Stan. Stan was a funny guy. He made class interesting, to say the least. Stan “The Dance Man” apparently can dance pretty well, and has put a ton of videos online of him filming himself.

Dancing.

All over Eugene.

I even recognize some of the places.

Somebody has taken a bunch of his videos, and remixed them in what is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a LONG time. Good thing Stan had a good sense of humor, because this is funny as hell.

Thanks to Stupid Evil Bastard for finding my old classmates.