Category: Funny

This will piss you off

All you have to do is click on the black dot, but it’s not as easy as it sounds.

Focus on the Pattern

And look what you’ll see (possibly NSFW, depending on where you work).

I can see Kerry taking advantage of this

George W. Bush may think he’s the most powerful man in the world, but it doesn’t give him the right to clean his glasses on an unsuspecting citizen. Like Francis, I’d like to see John Kerry pick this video up:

Wouldn’t it make a great prime time ad? “George W. Bush thinks it’s okay to wipe his glasses on other people’s clothing. He also thinks it’s okay to wipe his ass on the First Amendment. What is George W. Bush wiping on you?”

The Wiener Bomb

A couple of teenage morons built an explosive device, wrapped it in Polish sausage, just so they could call it a “wiener bomb.” <beavis>Heh, heh, you said ‘wiener.'</beavis> Full Story.

I’d probably do the same

From JokeADay:

A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, the scientist was taken outside by a group of cowboys, who then proceeded to kick the s**t out of him.

Pimping out a crappy car

Forget buying and modifying a nice Honda, BMW, VW, whatever. Just by yourself a dirt-cheap clunker, and make the thing look snazzy. I like the racing stripes made out of blue masking tape.

Are you a billionaire?

We All Hate Work

But the folks overseas must hate it even more if an amusement park is using that hatred of our jobs as part of their promotional campaign. Full Story of ihatework.co.uk.

Bad Ad Placement?

Or totally appropriate?

Thanks Barney for the screen shot.

Random Roadside Sign

Laura B. sent me this photo. Her friends were driving down Berry Mills Road, in Moncton (New Brunswick, Canada) and saw this sign. Her and her friends were not quite sure why it’s there, but said that it says something different every few days. She said it’s in front of some trash recycling place.