Category: Funny

You’ve probably heard the old joke about if Microsoft made cars, but what if, in modern computerized cars, MS’s operating system was running it? It’s starting to in some cars, and I’d hate to have this happen on the road. Thanks to Cousin Pat for the link.

Finally got my image uploading working (Image Magick wasn’t playing nice on the new host, so I’m using NetPBM). I got this sent to me a while back by my cousin, who’s husband is in Iraq as we speak:

“ShitBegone toilet paper is a quality product that exemplifies your attitude and approach to life.” So basically, if you don’t mind if your TP isn’t nice and soft (basically, if you’re a single guy, or stocking up for the office bathrooms), you can get 96 rolls for $44.99. Via BB.

This should motivate you. Link from Jack.

Especially about trivial crap. What went from a one-sentence blog entry has become a gigantically long slug fest. Link via b-links.

I don’t usually get into religious debates, but I laughed quite hard when I read this post and the comments:

Creationist: Blah blah blah – goes on for ages.

Spiritual Darwinist: You are wrong.

Creationist: Prove it.

Spiritual Darwinist: God spoke to me and told me that you are wrong.

Creationist: No he didn’t.

Spiritual Darwinist: You do not respect my faith – and you are wrong. Lucky for you that we Spiritual Darwinists do not burn heretics.

The comments are very entertaining as well.

Once at this party this guy wouldn’t stop talking to me about darwin and the like so I told him he was a jack-ass and he threw beer on me…

of course he stopped talking to me..so I called it a draw.

Today’s “I’m going straight to hell for laughing at this” story.

I posted earlier about the Tigger in Disneyworld who was arrested on molestation charges. Apparently his record isn’t all that clean.

A fun flash for the day. I managed to get it on the first try, but I was pushing my time limit. Link from Ken.

When most bloggers disagree with someone, they post an entry on their site (I’m probably guilty as well), and the format of those rants fits this template perfectly. Link from b-links.