Surfing The Web So You Don't Have To
b3ta asked that question, and got some damn funny answers. One of my favorites is one of the first ones listed, though there are a ton of them:
My cat once ate a 6 foot-long piece of red and green string, which it couldn’t completely crap out. There i was, sitting in my living room, and my cat comes running through with about 5 feet of it trailing from its ass.
Considering it was around Christmas, she looked rather festive.
A banner-ad for cheap wine on a Alcoholics Anonymous site. Whoops….
There are plenty of sites that will compare the latest high-end gaming video cards from both companies, but screw the technical details: I want to know which card is really better based on how cool it will make me.
If all else fails in finding Osama, just send the record companies after him. They’ll find and sue anybody:
In a surprise move the White House admits that they haven’t any idea where Osama Bin Laden is currently hiding, but has revealed intelligence suggesting that he is illegally downloading MP3s. RIAA (Recording Industry Artists Association) has announced that they intend to sue Osama Bin Laden in an attempt uncover his where-abouts. Mr. Bush stated in his recent address that RIAA now has more far reaching powers to uncover wrong doers than the government does and is calling on the organization to pursue one of the Oval Office’s most wanted.
Quoting this Smoking Gun post:
In the wake of an Oprah Winfrey show that included explicit talk about teen sexuality (and addressed topics such as rainbows and getting one’s salad tossed), the Federal Communications Commission received more than 1600 letters complaining about the racy March 18 broadcast and demanding that the talk show host be cited for indecency. And since most FCC correspondents were prodded to write by the agency’s Public Enemy Number One, Howard Stern, and ABC late night host Jimmy Kimmel, the Oprah complaints are particularly entertaining and vituperative in their decrying of a double standard employed by the fine-happy FCC brass.
I particularly like the short-and-sweet nature of this letter.
Note that I had no idea what “tossed salad” meant in this context either until I looked it up (yes, I am a bit naive).
With Bunnies. A follow up to The Exorcist With Bunnies.
…but they probably didn’t feel good coming out. Students suspended for distributing laxatives-laced brownies (reg. required, but you can get a user/pass here).
I bet it was never this bad.
…the federal drug agent who was giving a gun safety presentation to kids and shot himself while doing it. Thanks Barney for the tip.