Category: Funny

I think I’ll watch the same episode of Harvey Birdman for six hours tonight on Cartoon Network. Link via Fark.

Remember how Bush really feels, and salute back. And be sure to print this up and stick it all over the place. Full story about Bush’s middle finger salute here

But it sure looks like it is (safe for work, don’t worry). Link via b3ta.

I mentioned before that the rest of the world can’t see Bush’s site. I think this might have something to do with it. Link via NTK.

When you’re voting on Tuesday, remember to think about the kittens:

Sent to me by a friend of mine, though it looks like a Fark photoshop content entry. If somebody knows the original thread, let me know so I can link to it and give the author credit.

An OHSU study shows that when your testosterone levels are low (because of medicine, or another cause) it affects your ability to remember things. Since exercise will help raise testosterone levels, here’s your mission, ladies: If you want your man to remember what you tell them, give them lots of “exercise” in the bedroom and it will help you man avoid the testosterone-lowering prostate cancer in the first place.

What if the titles of movies were changed to what you saw on their promotional posters? The results would be hilarious (the headlines comes from this page)

Old Man Cage Match 2004.

He couldn’t find a bathroom, so Oregon’s Kellen Clemens pinched it — for the entire game.

But the Ducks quarterback was on the football field, in the middle of a game, and he’s a polite, well-mannered guy, and there was no portable restroom around. And, anyway, the only tree in the area was the Stanford mascot. And it never stays still for very long.

So Clemens just held it for all of the second half.

He held it in the rain, while he threw passes to Demetrius Williams. He held it as he handed the ball to Terrence Whitehead. He held it as Stanford lined up for a 49-yard field goal attempt, down by three points, with one second remaining.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad did Clemens have to go?

“Eleven,” he said.

He made it through the game, won, and during the after-game celebration for their 16-13 win, couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted towards the locker room.

Personally, I would’ve just peed on the Stanford Tree.

But I’m voting for him anyway (that has to be the funniest domain of the year).