Month: April 2006

Two Local Teenage Idiots Nearly Kill Themselves

I can’t believe how stupid some people can be.

Two Bend teens were burned, one critically, Monday evening while allegedly “huffing” gasoline fumes, when one spilled gas onto his clothes and the other started playing with a lighter and lit him on fire, police said.

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Firefighter/paramedics put out the blaze and took Michael Davis, 15, and Lee Helms, 16, to St. Charles Medical Center-Bend for treatment of burns, Koester said. Helms was treated and released, while Davis was flown by Air Life helicopter to the burn center at Legacy Emanuel Hospital in Portland, where he was in critical condition early Tuesday.

I just hope these kids never breed.

The Worst Job Ever

Sadly, I’m sure this guy’s job as being a Realdoll repair guy will probably never make it on Dirty Jobs (one of my favorite shows), but it really should.

If You Thought The Doggy Thong Was Bad…

Remember last week the doggy thong that helped with little Fido’s flatulence? If you’re obsessive about your dog, there are all sorts of odd-ball products you can buy including a dog treadmill, automated petter, and a human talk translator. Thanks Michelle for the link.

Another Way To Combat Comment Spam

Nothing like a little kitten-based security. Somebody really needs to make this into a Movable Type plugin. Read all about the details here and try it out here.

DEA Agent Shoots Himself in Foot, Sues U.S.

His lawsuit was for “improperly, illegally, willfully and/or intentionally” allowing the tape of him accidently shooting himself to be disseminated. He was giving a educational presentation to a Florida youth group when it happened. I’m sorry, but you, my friend, are an idiot and need a sense of humor and I’m sorry, but if you do something this stupid, you deserve anything you get. View the video here.

Family Fun With The 10 Plagues

I forgot to post this before this last weekend, but just have it bookmarked for next year. Thanks Cheryl for the link.

A Few Minor Updates

Just some updates to some previous posts as well as some new news:

  • The marble finally came out this morning without incident. No more poop patrol for me.
  • Actually, something was taken from my car the other night. This morning was the first time I’d actually driven anywhere in my car since Thursday, and noticed my sunglasses were gone — my $7, Bi-Mart special sunglasses. No huge loss there. But still will at least install some motion sensor lights for the driveway.
  • This is what I woke up to this morning:
     

    Yes, that is about seven inches of snow in my backyard and burying my cars, and yes, it is April 17. What’s funny is my office in Sunriver, which is at a higher elevation and usually gets beaten with snow, only had about an inch on the ground. Mt. Bachelor ended up with about 14 inches in the last 24 hours, and they still have a mid-mountain base of 192 inches.

    Is anybody else ready for spring yet? Because, despite what Simone says, it ain’t here yet.

More posts later when I get myself organized, I just know a bunch of people were asking about those items.

Need Recommendations On Home Brew Surveillance System

Why would I ask for such a thing? Because somebody got into my car last night. I honestly can’t remember if all my doors were locked (a couple of my doors are those kind where you have to hold the lever open while you shut it for it to stay locked — a stupid design in my opinion). But my car was certainly opened, and everything inside the main part of the car was moved around. Thankfully, nothing was taken. Other than my drumsticks and my music in there that belonged to COCC, there was nothing of significant value in the car. But whoever did this rummaged through my glove box, tore out the few things that were under my seat (mostly radiator fluid and a windshield screen), opened my drum stick bag (which I never leave in my car, but was just tired after band rehearsal last night), took my few cruddy CDs out of a little storage cubby, and even threw my ice scraper across the seat.

So basically from what I could tell, they were trying to find some quick cash or quick something they could pawn off for a few bucks (my stereo isn’t worth removing — it’s a piece of crap). They didn’t find anything, and they moved on (they popped my gas cap, for some reason).

What’s weirder is that they didn’t touch my wife’s car, which is a far nicer car — they decided to pick my crappy little car to rummage through.

But the reason this has me spooked is that back in 1999 when I was in college and living in Eugene, I made the mistake of leaving my laptop under my seat in my car (it was a long night of studying that I had gotten back home at 1:00am). My car was locked, but I woke up to a broken window, and my laptop, my bag, and my laptop was gone (you can read all about it in a ranting pissy online column I wrote which I’ve mirrored here as the original link isn’t rendering things properly).

I don’t want that to happen again where a momentary lapse in my judgement screws me over good or does something to me or my family. It’s one thing to screw me, but when there’s a chance that something might happen to my family, then I get a little angry.

So I’m looking to fight it and catch bastards like this in the act — I’m looking to setup a home-brew surveillance system. I know good little Web cams are getting fairly inexpensive now and I might have enough spare parts that I could build a computer to tether them to for archiving of images.

Has anybody done anything like this or have any suggestions? Linux-based systems are totally fine (and will probably be cheaper), and support for at least three cameras that I can access via the Web is a requirement (as I can route a URL to my house, if need be). Built-in motion sensing (it doesn’t need to record all the time) is basically a must. And if anybody has any spare parts that they’d like to contribute to the project, I’d be immensely grateful. I’m open to any thoughts and/or suggestions for anybody who has done this type of thing before.

Needless to say, I have filed a police report, and my cars are locked up.

More Amazing Illustrator Art

Over a year ago, I linked to some vector-based Illustrator images that were so photo realistic it was amazing. But these images of Chicago’s Damen station are even more amazing (and look at the close ups to see the amazing detail you can get with vector-based art). The site above is a bit slow, as it’s getting hammered a tad, so I’ve mirrored it here as everybody should see this amazing work.

Moron Crook For The Day

This has to be the dumbest teenager I’ve ever seen (and I’ll put emphasis on the really idiotic part):

A teenage boy accidentally set himself on fire early Wednesday morning after allegedly trying to siphon gas from a firefighter’s car.

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Police were called to the hospital to investigate the incident and later learned that the 17-year-old spilled gas on his pants while siphoning gas. He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire.

What a nit wit. I hope this guy never breeds.