Month: April 2006

Where is Chuck Norris When We Need Him?

If Chuck Norris were at the U. of Georgia, the ATF wouldn’t have had to rid the University of its ninja problem. Be sure to read the follow up interview with the guy that the ATF took down. The whole thing is hilarious.

Thanks Barn for the link.

Google Calendar Debuts

Yet another Google service for folks to play with. Link via SEW, which goes into a far more detailed review of it.

Attention Ladies

If you’re husband/man/whatever is dragging you to Germany to watch the World Cup (or if you’re already in Germany anyway), “Mr. Switzerland” welcomes you to visit the land of the Swiss while your man deserts you during the tournament. The full commercial, with hunky topless men for you ladies (and guys who are into that sort of thing) out there, is available here.

Thanks Cheryl for the link, who asks why we didn’t have something like this during the NCAA tournament?

And I know I have some German readers after my mention in a huge German publication last Christmas that nearly killed my site, so if you’re still after all these months, feel free to chime in.

French Fry Holder For Your Car

I so need to get one of these. Granted, I don’t need this if I’m getting Pilot Butte fries (which are the best on Earth), as their small orders of fries come in cups, which fit neatly in my cup holders, but it’d be handy if I’m slumming it and getting Burger King fries (which are the best fast-food fries, in my opinion). You can find more oddball French Fry inventions here.

Did Anybody Else Get The Jim Smolich Motors Spam?

I was looking through an old Yahoo! mail account that I keep around just for kicks and in case I ever need it, and found that I had been spammed by a local car dealership. That link is the Web-based version of the spam, that has a functional video and form, but the e-mail I got was actually just a bunch of large GIF files (as you can’t really easily embed videos and forms in email and expect it to work) pulled from this page and this page (just change the 01.gif to 02, 03, etc.. .gif).

I can’t honestly remember being outright spammed by a local business before (except for bendnights.com, who tried to spam the COBlogs mailing list, though they do run a good site), has anybody else? Most of the mail I get from local businesses are from folks I’ve dealt with or I have requested information from before, but I’ve never been to Jim Smolich in my life (and now probably won’t even more because of this kind of crap).

I hate even mentioning them, as it’ll get them more publicity, but I’d rather it be known that they spam.

Adventures in Parenting

I don’t usually post about my family or my daughters much, but I had to share this.

Remember hearing stories about all weird things you and your friends did when they were little? Or hearing stories from parents about the weird things their kids did? Today was a story I’ll be telling for a while.

My two year old (nearly three) swallowed a marble. Now she never puts stuff in her mouth like that, so we’ve never worried about her doing that kind of thing. But today, she was playing quietly with her six-year-old sister. Then out of nowhere, she runs screaming out of the bedroom, screaming “It’s all gone, it’s all gone!!!” She wouldn’t let anybody near her, so we asked our oldest daughter what happened, and she said she thought that she had swallowed a small little marble.

So the poor thing was scared to death — she was running around frantic. I don’t know if she was scared about doing something really wrong, or scared about what was happening with the marble inside her. My wife tried to comfort her, and every time she got near her (especially near her belly) she screamed. It wasn’t a painful scream, it was obviously a scared to death scream (the same kind of scream she exhibits when she hears a loud noise like the vacuum or something equally as loud and obnoxious (when the neighbors were shredding tree branches, that really freaked her out). Finally, with the help of the big sis (who little sis adores more than anybody), we finally got her calmed down and laughing and happy again.

That was, until somebody mentioned the marble, and then we were back to square one again.

Luckily we finally got her calmed down — again. We made it clear between the three of us to not speak of the marble again.

But you know what I’ll have to be digging for in her diapers over the next couple days. Because when something gets lost like this, they always turn up in the end and this too shall pass.

My First Experimentation With WordPress

I’ve been a loyal MovableType user for many years both on this site, and I use it at Cascade Winds as well. It’s a very nice, powerful system. But, just for kicks and giggles, I decided to try something else for a new site.

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If You Hate Your Dog…

…be sure to buy them one of these dog thongs, used to help with a dog with a flatulence problem. I guess it’s better than the full diaper.

That’s Something For The Resume

Anne Sellors has one movie credit to her name: Woman who urinates herself. Be sure to read about her compelling performance in her message board.

I Don’t Know Which Is Worse

The fact that she has more chins than a Chinese phone book, or the fact that she’s got a moustache. Jokes and link via b3ta.