I Don’t Know What’s Worse

That this crazy old guy went around trying to pass himself off as a doctor, or that women actually fell for it.

MIAMI (Reuters) – A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

Why the guy is a sick idiot, the women were equally as stupid for falling for it.