Category: Weird

Stupidly Massive Link Dump

So obviously my life is far too chaotic at the moment to post here much, but that doesn’t mean I’m not collecting links to share. To keep everybody occupied for a bit, enjoy;

Learn Something New Everyday

Nothing says Christmas like a nativity scene with a figurine dropping a load. This is tradition in some parts of the world, and folks have even created 20-foot tall versions of the Caganer.

Via the ever interesting Now I Know.

Holy Cow, That’s A Load Of Links

Finally getting around to a post-vacation link dump — hang on for the ride…

My “pile o’ shortcuts” folder looks much better now. Video links coming tomorrow.

Looks Like I Need To Update My Bathroom Reading

From Uncle John’s Unstoppable Bathroom Reader comes The Adventures of Eggplant, the fascinating story of Nasubi, the naked man who had to live off sweepstakes winnings while TV audiences watched.

What The Heck Is That Thing?

I was editing a craigslist posting and got this in my confirmation captcha:

craigslist-captcha.jpg

How am I supposed to type that? My keyboard doesn’t have the “Creepy Face” button. Must be a Mac thing…

(Yes, I know that craigslist uses the great reCAPTCHA service and really only needs me to recognize the second word, before anybody starts railing on me for that.)

Update: I’m an idiot. I didn’t even look at it at an angle as Burton pointed out — it’s just an inverse letter “a” plopped on its side.

Was This A Cow Suicide Mission?

Was the cow out there fighting back, or was this just an accident? You be the judge:

MADRAS, Ore. — A truck hauling frozen beef struck and killed a cow on Highway 97 north of Madras Tuesday night, triggering a fiery crash that caused no injuries but destroyed the rig, damaged the trailer, sideswiped another truck and shut the road for four hours, Oregon State Police reported.

The cow’s mission wasn’t accomplished, as the frozen beef was moved to another trailer.

“Professional” Wrestling Is Hilariously Stupid

But this wrestling video is just downright ridiculous:

Thanks Robert for the tip.

Sadly, There’s An App For That

Need to know when you’re going to have your next bowel movement? PooTime is here to help.

Women: I Have A Serious Question For You

Do you frequently laugh by yourself while eating a salad? How about this: Are you a black woman that really enjoys shopping?

More stock photo stupidity at bilestock.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Billy Joel!

His greatest hits — played at once:

You can use YouTube Downloader (alternate link) to convert this work of art into an MP3, should you desire.