Month: May 2005

Simone’s Having A Garage Sale

I know I’m due to have a garage sale this summer, too, and will certainly post something here when I do. When I have one, however, it’ll mostly be baby toys and clothes and not nearly the nice stuff that Simone’s getting rid of on Saturday.

Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right Wing

The dude had sex with a mule. That ain’t right. Not only is that whacky, but the comments following the entry are entertaining as well (which is why I avoid political debates).

Geek Fantasies

This is priceless.

Have you ever fantasized about a room full of sexy college coeds sweating over a match of Strip-Counterstrike; or perhaps you long to see young, bikini-clad sweethearts slaving away with soldering irons, installing mod-chips in their home consoles?

The videos are hilarious.

Update on 5/26: Looks like the site is dead (bandwidth exceeded) and I didn’t have a chance to mirror the videos on there. Anybody have them so I can post them here?

I’m Putting This On My Christmas List

Remember that awful leg lamp from A Christmas Story? Now you can buy one.

Anonymous Online Confessions

Some of these are disturbing (and obviously false), but they’ll keep you busy for quite a while (and I could’ve swore I linked to this site before, but I couldn’t find it).

That’ll Be 37-cents, Please

I’ve always wanted to do this to my junk mail, but never have had the guts.

It’s Official

You can find anything online. I love the crayon art.

Don’t Use That Toilet

Morons For The Day

I think these two Star Wars idiots could be the biggest morons for the week.

Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.

A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.

The Men Responsible For That Annoying Song

Whose title I won’t mention because then you’ll start singing it. Let’s just say it’s a ride at Disneyland (populated with little dancing toys) that had the song stuck in your head the rest of your vacation. Full Story.