Month: May 2005

A Wal-Mart For The Amish?

Such a thing does exist.

A new Wal-Mart that caters to the Amish has opened in Middlefield, Ohio, according to Local 6 News.

The store has an expanded parking lot that includes 37 hitching posts for horse-drawn carriages.

Drinking Sewage is Bad For You

I Couldn’t Make This Up

A woman in West Virginia called 911 on her cell phone after a camel sat on top of her while she was painting her fence. Full Story.

Strong Enough For A Man

Phallic Logos

Somebody wasn’t thinking too clearly when they designed these things.

Apple In Talks With Intel

While I don’t foresee anything coming of these rumors (especially considering it would actually prove John Dvorak right, which we all know is a bad thing), but Apple is reportedly in talks with Intel about using Intel chips for their systems.

This Is Scary

As of right now, I’m the number two result on Google for gay porn in bend oregon. Yikes… I need to quit looking at those logs (yes, I know, I’ve probably said that 100 times, but digging through those logs is like crack, man — it’s addicting as hell). Or is it even scarier that I’m the number three result for green poop or the number one result for the math-challenged. Or that I’m even in the top 10 for this search, this one, this one, or even this one.

These were all referral links that came i just in the last six hours. I can only imagine how bad it would be if I went back further.

The Cubs Just Can’t Get A Break

Not only are the Cubs seven games back in the NL Central, but one of their star right-handers can’t pitch as much because he’s been spending too much time on the computer and he needs more quiet time.

Great Way To Break Your Keyboard

Your space bar will be toast after you smash it to pieces while participating in the 100 meter dash, long jump, javelin throw and 110 meter hurdles in this fun little flash game. Thanks Susan for the link.

It’s A Sad Day…

…when a monkey gets a better home than most Americans (and certainly than most of the world).