Some of these are disturbing (and obviously false), but they’ll keep you busy for quite a while (and I could’ve swore I linked to this site before, but I couldn’t find it).
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Some of these are disturbing (and obviously false), but they’ll keep you busy for quite a while (and I could’ve swore I linked to this site before, but I couldn’t find it).
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I have three kids (Katherine, 2, Kaitlyn, 3 or 4, and Karen, 5) from different fathers, and I remember who the fathers are but not which kid belongs to which man. I was either drunk or on drugs when I had all three pregnancies, and it’s really confusing me. Yesterday Karen asked me to buy her one of those beanie babys that are so popular nowadays, but I didn’t want to waste the money so I bought myself a couple beers instead. (While at the bar I picked up a guy and I know this sounds stupid, but believe ME he is the ONE!) Me and my three daughters live in a one bedroom trailer on the edge of town, and I’m afraid that Karen, Katherine, and Kaitlyn will have social problems. And no one can even tell that they’re related since they all come from three different fathers who are all different races. I never finished college so I’m having trouble finding a job since I got fired Dunkin Donuts. I’m thinking of working at Hooters.
well i secretlycheated on my bf, with my dealer named charley, and my bf knows that i had him stay the night over, and i promised him that i didnt do anything with him, and he made me promis on our love.
and now i feel like shit because i have been sleeping with another man,and insist that i love him and wont cheat on him, when really i dont want to be with him, but cant come up with the courage to break up with him because he said that if we ever broke up he would kill himself, so it scares me and, yeah i feel soo guilty!!!!
A while back a friend of mine was given three miniture horses, and asked me to tend them for him while he was out of town. The guy that gave them to him said they were geldings, but about 5 minutes after getting there the next morning I found out this little paint one was still a stud. Although he went at it like a stud, and his dick was as long and hard as one, I thought he was just proud cut, that is untill I felt the gush of his hot sperm, then I knew that he had nuts, and he knew that I had what he wanted.
The people of New Orleans are angry over the evacuation process and are taking the state to court the case is roe vs. wade
Alvin Morales, I LOVE YOU!!! You have no idea how much I care about you. I would DIE for you! Heck, I would do ANYTHING to make you happy! If you told me to go jump off a building, I WOULD! That’s how much I love you! If only you knew… my angel… Every time I see your face, every time I hear your voice… it’s like falling in love again and again. Whenever I think about you, I can’t help but smile to myself
I hate everything about myself. I HATE that I have no parents. I HATE that I stay with my grandmother. I HATE that i lost my virginity @ 12. I HATE that my bf is maddly in love with me and I can’t stand him. I HATE that I was born into this world. If I had the guts to actually off myself I would. I HATE ME!!!
I am currently in a relationship that I want to end. I just don’t know how. I am in love with another girl that will end up going back to her home 5000 miles from where I live. Life is always so complicated and sad.
whenever I know that my roommate will be gone for the night I get drunk, log onto her laptop, go to this board
http://b4.boards2go.com/boards/board.cgi?&user=dragonflysoul
and SPEAK MY MIND.
they hate me. they have nicknamed me “oleoander tea”. they have logged her ip adress. she has no idea.
i want to get caught.
i have started smoking JANE and poppin Klonapins everyday :]
I gave this guy in my accounting class a blow job. In the middle of class. I can’t believe the teacher didn’t see! I also like to get gushed on all the time. I am just a crazy horse-doer. I LOVE DICK!
I’m going to kill my neighbour for taking my wife from me. Give me advice on how to do it.
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I wish the person who wrote the crazy in love message on 10/10/05 and signed as ‘someone’ would have the guts to tell me in person. Go ahead and email me at [email protected]
To the guy that got f–ked my one of his buddys stud ponys, you’re not the first to do that, I’d been letting of my neighbors miniture studs poke me for about 6 monts, then one day he got 3 shetland ponys, said they were gelding, the next day just as soon as the miniture got off of me one of the shetlands got on, I found out real quick he was a stud, he got in faster and deeper than the miniture ever did, the first few times he made me a little sore, but I got used to it, I’ll bet he’s pumped over 5 gallons of his spunk in me since then.
a stud always knows when he’s around a mare, and it don’t take long till he’s got his rod under her tail, he found you to be a mare and stuck it to you, now he knows he can anytime he wants.
i’m alvin from the bronx
When I was 18 we lived on the farm, I’d always lilked to watch the animales mate. One day we got all the yearling calves in the lot to give shots to, dad went into town for some more wormer. All the bull calves had been cut earlier that fall, so all that was in that lot was steers. All the heifers were in the other lot, some of the steers were mounting each other, some of the heifers were in heat and doing the same thing. Watching the steers mount each other really turned me on, so I went over to the heifer pen, fingered one that was in heat, put the scent on me ass and went back the steer pen. I took off my boots, jeans, and shorts, walked to the other side, bent over and put my hands on the water tank and waited. About 10 seconds later I was being smelled, I heard a rucus and then he was on me, his front legs were on each side of me, and almost instantly his dick was in my ass. He made about a dozen short humps and then bull humped me, I felt his hot sperm splash inside me, I’d watched bulls mount and breed young heifers before they knew what was happening many times, and I always thought it was funny the way they’d stand all humped up after he got off, now I was standing the same way, but I was in a pen with all steers, how the hell could I of got bred. While I was standing there podering that I was mounted again, and just like the first time just as soon as him legs were on each side of me his dick was in my ass, about a dozen hunches and then bam, I’d been bred again. I really had a hump in my back after that one got off. Before I could make any kind of a move I was mounted and when he was stride he slipped it to me, when he got off I wanted nothing more than to get the hell out of there, but just then there was front legs on either side of me and I was getting the bussness end of a bulls dick. There was a nose in my ass almost instantly after that one got off, then I heard some one running and the bull or steer moved away, then I heard laughing, it was our neighbor, he’d come down looking for two of his yearling bulls, and found them just in time to watch them each breed me twice. He thought it was funny as hell, he said I was standing straight behind you when that angus got on the first time, I couldn’t see anything, but I thought he was getting something done, and by the way you humped up after he got off I knew he’d got you. I was standing where I could see when that herford got you next, he’s got a good sized dick for a yearling, and he’s had a little practice using it, he bred two heifers yesterday. That was the angus that got you the third time after his frist taste of pussy he couldn’t wait to get his dick in it again, and he got you good and deep that time. ON that herfords second time he waslike a old pro. mounted straight from behind, hit the target first stab, gave you what you wanted, and got off, he was a real gentelman, that angus was just about to introduce his dick to you again, and would’ve if I’d not run him off, I was gonna let him slip it to you one more time just for the hell of it, but after four times you know why bulls like hot heifers. My face was red as a fire truck, my ass hurt, Iwas full of bull sperm, about 10 minutes later I pissed out their sperm, it came out thick and stringy, just like it does from a bred cow. I got dressed just as dad drove in, the neighbor told him about loosing and finding his two yearling bulls in with our stuff, he said they both bred one of your heifers two times, I can’t tell which one it was, but she stood for both of them, the angus got her first, I was behind him and couldn’t see anything, but I could tell he had it in her by the way she humped up. Just as soon as he got off that herford got on, I seem him stick it to her, she was humped when he got on and humped some more when he got off. The angus liked the smell of that pussy and wanted seconds, she didn’t seem to mind, and he got her good that time. As soon as he got off that herford got on and introduced his dick to her again, he’s hung pretty good for a yearling, and he got it in her plenty far enough. The angus was gonna stick it to her one more time, but I figgered she had enough bull juice in her for today. Dad always thought it was funny when a bull popped it to a cow or heifer, and he laughed, he said well thats what happens when they come in heat, they’ve got what the bull wants, and the bulls got what they need. For years after that when the neighbor and I were alone he always asked me if I wanted to let his new bulls practice on a hot heifer.
If that first one had been a short horn, there wouldn’t have been need for the other 3 breedings.
Next time try a big billy goat.
About a month ago my neighbor asked me to go with him about 500 miles to pick up an old tractor he bought on e-bay. I let a kid screw me the first time when I was 16, that was 7 years ago, and I still let him, and I have always thought it was mine and his secret. I told my neighbor I’d go with him, he said he’d pick me up promptly at 7:am friday morning. About 6″30 that morning my buddy showed up, and he’d just left when my neighbor pulled in, and when I got in his truck I could still feel what my buddy had done to me. The trip went well, got the tractor loaded, then got a motel room and then went for supper. Back at the motel my neighbor went swimming in the pool, and I was sitting in the motel bar. I think this much older black guy knew I could be dicked when he sat down with me, and he knew his thinking was right when my hand started stroking his dick under the table. Shortly after that he and I were in me and my neighbors room naked on the bed. I was on my back with my legs over his shoulders and he was introducing his massive cock to my ass. It didn’t take them very long to get aquainted and I was loving every hunch and stroke he was giving me. He was quite a bit bigger than I was, it was warm in the room and he was sweating. His cock was rock hard and he was hunching harder and faster, I knew what he was about to do, and I knew he wasn’t wearing a condom, but at that point I didn’t care. he was really pounding my ass when the door opened and my neighbor walked in. The guy never look up, and a second later I felt him pumping his thick hot cum deep inside me. My neighbor just shut the door and stood there watching, the guy made a few more hunches then pulled out while he was still hard, and got off the bed. I pulled the sheet over me, he got dressed, and as he opened the door I heard him say to my neighbor, I hope you don’t mind that I f–ked your girl, but she wanted it, and I didn’t know she was with anybody, then he looked at me and with a laugh he said, the cleaning ladys are going to have something to talk about tomorrow when they see that sheet. And when I got up he was right about the sheet, there was a cum spot about 8 inches in diameture, I think he f–ked me right at the start and I didn’t know it. After he left my neighbor just stood there looking at me, I was embarrassed that he had watched me get f–ked, but before I could say anything he said, I know that you let mark summers f–k you, I saw him leaving your place last night and I figured he had his dick between your legs. I saw him come back early this morning, I didn’t see him leave, but when you got in the truck I could tell that you’d just got f–ked. Then he added, the water was too cold so I got out and was heading back in, I saw you and him sitting at that table and it looked like your were jacking him, and then you were heading for the room. I didn’t just walk in at the last second, I cracked the door and watched him f–k you from the start. That guy had a cock and a set of nuts like a stud pony, and you must have liked it, because he was really sticking it to you and it didn’t look like your were complaining. When he pulled out I saw a drop of jizz fall off of his dick, and I wondered if you knew that he’d just filled you with cum. I said yeah I knew he was pumping it in me but right then I really didn’t care, and before I thought I said mark don’t use one either. I thought he would be pissed at me but he wasn’t, and, about an hour later his dick and my ass had gotten aquainted. He never said anything about it untill he pulled into my driveway, and as I was getting out he said with a grin, you won’t tell mark that I f–ked his girl will you, I laughed and said not if you won’t tell him that a big black stud f–ked yours.
great story – could have done with a few paragraphs and maybe a spell check…but otherwise it was right there…!
sounds like you got just what you needed.
I had to go jack after reading the part where the black dude was screwing you.
Great confession nameless one, would love to hear some more about you stroking that guys cock under the table. Getting jerked off by a girl in a public place like a restaraunt feels amazing I get my gf’s to do it all the time
Ten years after my dad died I found out that he knew I had got f–ked by all three of our yard dogs as well as by four of the neighbors dogs. I was his #one son while I was growing up, so finding out that he knew my secret really hurt.
so how big were the dogs and how many times did they breed you.
one time my dad and my uncle walked around the corner of the barn just as my uncles siberian huskey hung me, they stood there and watched for a few seconds untill the dog got off of me and they could tell that he had me hung, then my uncle said, well looks like old blue eyes will be intertaining another bitch for a while, then they walked off laughing.
I really got off on stud mutts story about getting caught by his dad and uncle while getting f–ked by his uncles dog. That would’ve been embarrassing enough if you had been a girl, but a guy getting dog f–ked, and having family members watch, that has got to be the most embarrassing thing I can think of happening, lmao.
All these stories about guys getting screwed by dogs, well I’m a guy and I get screwed by my friends german shepherd three or four times a month, I love it, but I just wish he would get me pregnant.
My friends siberian husky tries to get me preg and I’m glad he can’t, that way he can keep on trying.
I’m a guy but I love to get f–ked by my buddys shetland stud pony. I let him ever chance I get, he treats me just like a mare and I really love that. Yesterday I went over to his house to pick up some dvds that I had loaned him. While looking for them I found one marked one hot bred mare, I wondered what it was so I took it along. Last night I watched it, and it was a film my buddy made of me getting shafted by his stallion. I had no idea he knew anything about it, let along filmed it. The movie was silent, except for the sounds me and the horse made, but after it quit playing there was the remarks he and my other friends made, I’m a guy but they used she, it went like this, she just got her ass bred, sure as hell did but theres no way she can complain, hell no, she was wanting it before she got in that pen with him, yeah and he made her want it more, yeah, did you see how she turned her ass around to him, she wanted that cock, she sure as hell did, and by s–t he gave it to her, no s–t, after he sunk it did you see how he stroked her, I think he shoved it in her up to his nuts, yeah by the hump in her back I’d say he did, well he wanted to make it good for her, he must have cause she stood there and took it, I wonder what she thought when he started pumping his sperm in her, she had to know that he was, I’ll bet she didn’t care, hell no she didn’t care, he had that rock hard dick under her tail, you know the head of it was flaired bigger than your fist, and as many times as he stroked her, it must have made her want to piss, well she might have wanted to, but with that cock in her hole like that she really couldn’t, did you see how he had his head right down beside of hers, yeah, I’ll bet he was wispering sweet things in her ear, hahaha, yeah wispering sweet things in her ear while he was shoving his cock in the other end, I like the way he stopped with it all the way in when he started pumping his juice in her, yeah and I liked the little humps he made with each squirt, and then the bigger one at the end as if to say I just f–ked you, I wonder how much he pumped in her, thats the third time she’s squatted and pissed some more of it out, she better wait till she gets out of the pen before she pisses it all out, cause her inheat scent might come back, I’ll bet ole major would love that. Well now my buddys know about me but I havn’t seen them yet, but I know its going to be embarrassing as hell listning to their bulls–t.
well, if you act like a mare, and the stud breeds you like one, then there won’t be any embarrassing remarks because thats what happens when a hot mare gets around a stallion.
what sort of sweet things was he wispering in your ear, things like, stand still baby I’ve almost got it in, now I’ve got you, ooh that feels good, nice and tight, take it all baby, nice hot pussy, want it harder, stand still now I’ve got a big supprise for you, there that was my supprise, I gave you all the spunk I had, come back again.
male here also, three times I let a small stallion try to breed me, and as bad as I wanted him to, he just couldn’t get it done.
Why do you have to lie to and use people Coreyjet? Why must you make me wrote this so the whole world knows what kind of skank you are?
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