Month: January 2005

I’m A Dork

I just spent an hour trying to troubleshoot a problem with a PHP script I have for my work site. It’s a simple script that takes the contents of a CSV file and dumps it into a MySQL database. Before I left on Friday, the thing worked fine. I get back here today, suddenly the thing doesn’t work.

So I’m sitting there, racking my brain on why the file wasn’t working. It appeared OK, but something still wasn’t working. Then I started blaming our crappy DOS-based reservation system for screwing with the file, I started screaming and cussing out the scripts it uses, etc… .

Then I actually opened up the CSV file in Pico from a Unix command line and noticed a lot of funny characters. Then I realized what had happened: My FTP program was putting the thing on the server in binary format instead of ASCII. So I just wasted an hour on something stupid that took about three seconds to fix.

/me is stupid. Hopefully the rest of the day won’t be filled with as much boneheadedness.

Honey, I’m Home!

As previously mentioned, I got snipped over the weekend. The surgery went well. I’m feeling fine, not sore at all (the only part that’s bugging me is that the region down there that had to be shaved prior to surgery really itches). I have a bunch of Advil with me, just in case things hurt.

Anyhow, I took the weekend off, and am back to work today, and was greeted with a “Welcome back, here’s your gigantic list of stuff to-do” note along with about 700 e-mails that need to be gone through.

Don’t expect much blogging today — or expect a few posts as I procrastinate on all the crap I have to do.

Offline Through The Weekend

Why, you ask? Because I fallen into a few hundred dollars (my in-laws got some money from a sale of some property) so instead of buying something fun and stupid with the money, I’m going to go get snipped.

If you need me, I’ll be on my couch with a Pepsi in one hand, the remote in the other, and ice on my crotch.

Update on 1/15: It’s all over. Read the comments for my little report.

Who’d Make A Better President?

Mario Made Out Of Post-Its

Panties Just For Men

They’re MANties.

For those nights and days, when you want to be and feel a little special, naughty, and very sexy, these Manties are for you. Once you have them on, it will be “hard” to take them off. They are made of nylon and have the extra room where you need it, for the most comfortable fit there is. Once you try a pair, you will wonder why you never tried them before. Panties are for the gals. MANties are for the guys

Further proof that you can buy anything online.

The Worst Joke Ever, With Pictures

For pure lack of anything more brainy or creative, I’ve decided to post herewith the worst joke in the history of mankind. Being as it is that the Web has a weird way of circulating and archiving completely absurd information such as this, I expect to get a huge surge of visitors to my site …

I do what I can, Simone. 😉

Simone has not only posted one of the worst jokes ever on her site, but she’s posted the joke along with pictures of people hearing said joke. The joke sucks, but the pictures make the whole thing funny.

This could easily be a photo-meme of sorts: Anybody with a digital camera read this joke to somebody, take a picture of their reaction, and post the picture on your blog. Feel free to e-mail the URL to Simone or I, or trackback this entry.

Irony?

Yes indeed. An advocate against seatbelt laws was thrown from a car and killed because he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt. More info on Snopes.

The Dark Side of eBay

This journal is a great collection of all the weird and strange stuff that appears on eBay on a daily basis.

Why Have Fresh Underwear On?