I’m the number one result on Google for “babysitter sex,” number seven for “man boobs,” number four for “man breasts,” number five for “green poop,” number two for “sex in iraq,” number four for “college panties,” number one (and two) for “woman boobs,” number two for “drunken mom,” and, most disturbing, number 14 for “real doll.”
And I’m also number two for “Bend Bulletin.”
And there are a ton more in my AWStats for the month. I really need to quit looking at those things.
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I’m #2 for “Gay Spa”
I always knew you were a man boobing- drunken mom-having sex in iraq-with-real dolls-in-college panties-filled-with-green poop-guy!!! You have unwittingly provided the proof for me! Bwahhaaahhhh!!!!
Watcha doing searching google for babysitter sex for anyway?
Really? When I looked u weren’t in the top 3 of any of them. Besides, how the heck did u find that out?
Look on the date of this original post here, Firewar — it was nearly three years ago. Google’s index has changed a bit since then.