HTTP Compression in IIS 5 Sucks, But Is Fixable

This is probably going to be a foreign language to most of the folks here, but I’m throwing it out there anyway, and mostly for my bookmarks.

I’ve been experimenting with adding gzip compression to reduce browser load times across some of the sites I maintain. I’ve had it enabled on Bend Blogs dynamic pages forever, as it’s built into Gregarius (working on compression and consolidating some other content on there as well to reduce lookups). I’ve enabled it on this site, as well as my office’s site on most pages (some didn’t do too well with it for reasons I’ll look into later, so I had to do it on a per-page basis with ob_gzhandler instead of on a site-wide Apache basis like I did here).

The one thing I was having trouble was figuring out how to do it on Internet Information Server 5 (IIS5 in Windows 2000). We have an online booking server here in the office that runs IIS5 (can’t be upgraded to IIS6 easily — tried once, blew things up, not doing it again). The directions here didn’t do anything. Was glad I wasn’t the only one that had trouble. Thankfully, I was directed to FlatCompression, which enables easy ISAPI filtering to enable compression on IIS5. Considering that the online booking software our business has to use is already slow (no fault of mine), anything to help speed up downloads is always good.

So if you’re still stuck running an IIS5 server, do yourself a favor and get FlatCompression installed and test here and here to make sure it’s sending gzip/zlib/compressed content properly.

What If The Moon Landing Happened Today?

The news videos might look something like this:

Updated: If you want to see it how it was 40 years ago, watch it “Live” as it aired back in the day (in memory of Walter Cronkite).

Isn’t That The Truth

There’s a reason I use Teracopy:

These Are The Commercials I Love

The ones that bring out so much emotion. This Thai Pantene television commercial is brilliant (even if not necessarily the most effective advertising for the product):

Thanks Barney for the link.

When Cultural Awkwardness Meets Technical Cack-Handedness

Newspapers: Don’t Like Google Indexing Your Content?

Google explains it very simply how you can limit search engine’s access to your content, mostly in terms that even the staunch ol’ timers can understand.

But like one commenter said:

This is a very nice way of saying, “You guys in the newspaper industry are dingbats. If you don’t want us to send you traffic, we wont. Stop complaining.”

Too Busy To Read The News?

Then how would you know what to be scared off? Doomwatch will read the headlines and tell you what you need to freak out about.

Update: If you’re here from bojack, you’re looking for this.

A Site Dedicated To The Meatatarian

Cows are Delicious.

It’s here! Cows Are Delicious! The online home for all things meat! Read and submit recipes, grilling tips, product reviews – if it’s related to meat, it’s here or YOU can put it here! What are you waiting for? Register now – IT’S FREE!

This is a site dedicated to you – the MEATATARIAN! Don’t let those pasty, hairless vegetarians and vegans make you feel guilty for your love of eating cute and fuzzy animals! Stand tall, hold your head up and shout from the roof tops –

I EAT MEAT AND I’M DAMN PROUD!!

Thanks to Sven for the link.

Time Killer For The Day

Drop some dynamite, blow up some buildings. I caused $261,407 $286,734 (tried a few levels again while a server was upgrading) worth of damage — how about you? (Game after the jump)

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Rainn Wilson Mentions Deschutes County on Letterman

His stories totally sound like Central Oregon…

On a totally unrelated note, it’s weird seeing “Dwight” without glasses and with a beard. I think he’d appreciate this area even more if he watched our tourism video.