Why Did We Go To School?

Chris has an interesting rant about how we spend a pile of time (and money, in some cases) learning things in college that we’ll never use in real life. So is Chris using his noggin?:

Biology- have I ever had to dissect a frog in day-to-day activities at work? Nope. I guess there’s that pesky thing called mold causing damage these days, but I’m still not sure if biology class really helped me understand it more.

Chemistry- I’m sure if you’re a budding terrorist then, you probably want to slap me silly for dissing the mysteries of chemical X. Okay, there’s that galvanized nail thing on copper flashing that I can mention. I guess the chems are a good thing to know.

For The Poor College Student

Textbooks via BitTorrent. Link via a pile of places, but first spotted here.

The Cab Driver

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport just after midnight. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.

While enroute to his home, he asked the cabbie if he was willing to be a witness. For $100, the cabbie agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabbie tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in the arms of another man!

The husband pulled out a gun and held it to the naked man’s head.

“Don’t do it!” His wife shouted. “This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited all that money. This man paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser and the yacht club membership. He paid for our cottage at the lake. He paid for our golf club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!”

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband slowly lowered the gun.

Looking over at the cab driver, he asks, “What would you do?”

The cabbie thinks for a brief moment and says, “I’d cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold.”

(joke via Jumbo Joke)

News Photography of the Year

I’ve always wished I could be a photojournalist. I’ve always really appreciated how much well-done photography can really tell a story so much better than words. The National Press Photographers Association always has an annual contest for still and video photography, and this years still photography results are in, and the winners are stunning.

A Monster Killing Machine

While the site’s not in English, many of the comments are in English. The commentors say the machine in the picture (below, in case the site disappears) appears to be a gigantic saw used in coal mining:

It’s one scary thing, that’s for sure. In the comments there were links to other sites that show pics of this and other huge mining machines here, here, and here.

I’m Actually Pleased With Microsoft

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m pleasantly pleased with Microsoft, particularly their Hotmail division (I know, “pleased” and “hotmail” in the same sentence — go figure).

I have a couple of Hotmail accounts. One that I use for spam that comes from search engine submissions and the other for my MSN Messenger account in Trillian. Otherwise, I don’t really use them much. I log into them both weekly to make sure that the accounts stay active so they’ll work in Trillian, however.

Yesterday (Wednesday), I made the attempt to log into the latter of those two accounts, and couldn’t, it was giving me a password error. I know I never changed the password, but OK, whatever, so I went to get their password reminder screen, and it gave me my password reminder question as follows:

@####$$%%#$%546””””””””45^6’456#%^^$&@$&$@&$%^$%^$%g554

Yes, that was it. That was obviously not the question I set up originally. Not hoping for much, I e-mail their support department. I wasn’t really miffed about losing the account, but I was miffed that somebody out there might be pretending to be me (as the account had my name in it, so it’s obviously my account), and also because I had a bunch of people on my MSN Messenger list in Trillian that I didn’t want to lose.

Surprisingly, I got an e-mail from Hotmail the very next morning. I was stunned. I didn’t expect to hear anything from them, if at all, for at least a week or two considering the horror stories that I had read about on Google. After drilling through their 11 questions that they asked to verify my identity, e-mailed back, they reset the account, and I was good to go.

So I am happy to say that my Hotmail account works fine again, I’ve changed my password to something horribly complicated, and everything is good to go. Kudos to Microsoft.

Jeopardy Genius Jennings Loses

They’re filming this season’s Jeopardy episodes, and the rumors that Ken Jennings, the guy who left last season with over a million bucks in the bank, did eventually lose. I won’t spoil it for you here, so head this direction for how much he did end up winning and how long his streak lasted.

Puppy Shoots Man, Saves Litter Mates

I’m not making this up. A man who tried to shoot seven puppies had to be treated at a hospital after one of the puppies shot him. Full Story.

Ten Useful CSS Tricks

Since I’m a relative CSS-idiot, these tips are quite handy. Link via Nick.

Windows 2000 Post SP4 Patches

If you manage a Windows 2000 server or desktop (I have 5 servers, 3 desktops here at the office), you’ll want to bookmark this page. Microsoft will nearly always create patches for problems, but will generally not release them to the public unless you call them and beg them for it. This site has all those patches that were created after Service Pack 4 was released for Windows 2000, and I found some patches on there that are going to seriously help me in troubleshooting some Terminal Services issues here at the office. They also have a similar page for Windows 2003 Server