Category: Weird

It’s official: You can find collections of anything online. Thanks Michelle for the link.

If you just won $27-million in the lottery, would you be worried about making your bus on time and make it to work on time so boss didn’t get mad at you? This guy was.

I have to admit, this is one damn cool VW Bug (still a couple days left on that auction, folks).

And I’m willing to bet that the only reason this shirt sold was because of the cleavage on the woman modeling it.

A brand new brand of chewing gum from Japan called “Bust Up” is supposed to (all in theory, of course) make women’s breasts bigger.

So what happens if a man chews it?

Don’t bother raising tuition, asking for increased taxes, or any of that crap. Just rent out your facilities to an adult entertainment cable channel.

It’s our patriotic duty to eat more, get fat, and die young, so we can save social security. Or something like that.

Where else is the big news of the day the theft of a homosexual ram?

Beavers [football] player Ben Michael Siegert was apparently caught driving the getaway vehicle that whisked a ram away from the university’s Sheep Center, according to police.

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Contacted Tuesday afternoon, Siegert said he recalled being pulled over, but denied any involvement with the ram.

“I don’t know anything about that,” he said. “I’m from a city. I don’t know anything about sheep.”

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The ram lives at the research facility on 35th Street near Campus Way and is part of a study on homosexuality in sheep, said Sheep Center manager Tom Nichols.

They have a Sheep Center at OSU? I guess you learn something new every day.

Sadly, when I think of sheep, I don’t think of the ones we used to have when I was little (yes, I used to have sheep), but I think of the mind-scarring scenes in this Woody Allen classic.

I’m so very confused how this could happen…

Alton attorney Emert Wyss thought he could make money in a Madison County class action lawsuit, but he accidentally sued himself instead. Now he has four law firms after his money — and he hired all four.

Thanks Cheryl for the link.

Like this three-story bed and breakfast shaped like a beagle. But do they allow you to bring your dog on your vacation?

I’m not either, but in case you are, here you go.