Where else is the big news of the day the theft of a homosexual ram?
Beavers [football] player Ben Michael Siegert was apparently caught driving the getaway vehicle that whisked a ram away from the university’s Sheep Center, according to police.
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Contacted Tuesday afternoon, Siegert said he recalled being pulled over, but denied any involvement with the ram.
“I don’t know anything about that,” he said. “I’m from a city. I don’t know anything about sheep.”
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The ram lives at the research facility on 35th Street near Campus Way and is part of a study on homosexuality in sheep, said Sheep Center manager Tom Nichols.
They have a Sheep Center at OSU? I guess you learn something new every day.
Sadly, when I think of sheep, I don’t think of the ones we used to have when I was little (yes, I used to have sheep), but I think of the mind-scarring scenes in this Woody Allen classic.