Category: Weird

A woman in West Virginia called 911 on her cell phone after a camel sat on top of her while she was painting her fence. Full Story.

Only in New York’s auction houses could you bid on a white cube that had the artist’s feces on it. Thanks Barney for the link.

Leave it up to some geek to invent a way to virtually pet a live chicken.

This is one of the weirdest videos I’ve seen. According to b3ta, this condition was caused by the guy’s mom taking thalidomide when she was pregant:

In the 1960s, mum-ladies didn’t want the pain of morning sickness and turned to super-science to give them magic-drugs. Sadly it had the side effect of producing children with less limbs than the normally requisite four. Doesn’t stop them break-dancing though. See him go. Wheee!

It’s amazing that he can do what he does, but it’s just weird to watch.

A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93. What were they measuring? The size of their penises. Interesting tid-bit from the story: Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Chinese 3.33 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.

Thanks Cheryl for the link.

The Brick Testament: The stories of the Bible, as told in Lego.

But with parrots. Just listen to the disturbing MP3. Thanks Evan for the link.

In Kawasaki, Japan, there’s a festival that happened last Sunday called the Kanamara Festival. From what my cousin (who is living over there) gathers, it’s a festival about sexuality and the penis. Just check out these scary pictures.

Some people debate some really strange stuff when they’re drunk. Link via NTK.

Oh, and yes, I’m back from vacation. More links to come later.