Category: Weird

I have to wonder if this has anything to do with this? Thanks Cheryl (will be setup with an account on this site one of these days so she can post this stuff herself) for the links.

Then buy her some GPS-enabled panties and keep track of her.

I forgot to post this before this last weekend, but just have it bookmarked for next year. Thanks Cheryl for the link.

If you’re husband/man/whatever is dragging you to Germany to watch the World Cup (or if you’re already in Germany anyway), “Mr. Switzerland” welcomes you to visit the land of the Swiss while your man deserts you during the tournament. The full commercial, with hunky topless men for you ladies (and guys who are into that sort of thing) out there, is available here.

Thanks Cheryl for the link, who asks why we didn’t have something like this during the NCAA tournament?

And I know I have some German readers after my mention in a huge German publication last Christmas that nearly killed my site, so if you’re still after all these months, feel free to chime in.

…be sure to buy them one of these dog thongs, used to help with a dog with a flatulence problem. I guess it’s better than the full diaper.

Yeah, I know, that headline is fairly obvious, but here’s some more evidence (and more evidence that anybody who believes in Scientology is cracked):

Tom Cruise’s pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes will be reminded to keep her vow of silence during birth — by signs plastered around their home.

The couple — following the Scientology tradition of a silent birth– had the posters delivered to their Beverly Hills mansion.

The 6ft placards will be placed so Katie can see them in labour.

One reads: “Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.”

Oh, but it gets better. Some more snippets….

Followers believe it is traumatic for babies to hear their mother scream or groan when giving birth. They think it can cause “psychic” damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome.

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The doctrine stresses newborns cannot be poked or prodded for medical tests or spoken to for seven days.

So if there is something wrong with the baby, no medical attention can be given to it for seven days — assuming it survives that long. Nor can the voice he’s been listening to in the womb for the last nine months — his mother’s — be heard for seven days.

The comments on the article are hilarious, one commenter writing that they should have those signs to keep silent wherever Tom goes so he’ll keep his mouth shut. Or how one said “Perhaps Katie Holmes could hold Tom Cruise’s testicles throughout the birth and see if he remains silent!!!” I think you should just cut his nuts off so he doesn’t make the mistake of breeding ever again.

I don’t know what on earth this is, but anything with the headline “Nude Britney Spears on Bearskin Rug” can’t be good. Thanks Cheryl for causing me to yak.