Category: Weird

I could’ve have ever made up something like this:

A cow came flying out of its trailer, sent DPS and police scrambling, and left two police cars going up in flames.

“It was almost hard to believe,” said Detective Sergeant Maureen Watson. She has been in law enforcement for 15 years, and says she “never had a day like this. I mean the best way to characterize this it, is it’s bizarre. It’s really really strange.”

It’s strange because it started out with a truck towing cattle, and ended in fire.

Thanks Cheryl for the link.

…don’t take your fake penis to a convenience store to see if you can get somebody to nuke it up for you. The weirdest part? The woman in the group was trying to pass a drug test, not the man, so I doubt that she’d have much luck using a fake penis to do so. Thanks Barn for the tip.

Nothing like combining a morbid sense of humor with Legos to start your day. Thanks Pat for the link.

This mom needs to chill out a bit…

Parents of an O’Brien Middle School eighth-grader are demanding an instant replay of the Washoe County Spelling Bee after their daughter was eliminated despite spelling a word correctly.

“I’m a momma bear with her bear claws out,” Cindy Beckman said. “Spellers and academic children don’t get all the accolades that the sports kids do. This is one of their few chances to shine, to get attention and look what happens.”

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“I’ll take this to the U.S. Supreme Court,” Cindy Beckman said. “I will take this to the International Court of law to fight for my baby’s rights.”

Oh that’ll be a good use of taxpayers dollars, defending that case.

For the right price, you can have one call you or anybody else you know and you can select from different lesbian types:

-Lipstick Lesbian-Bull Dyke (Militant Lesbian)

-Regular Lesbian

-Lesbian-on-the-fence

-Transgender lesbian

-Catholic Lesbian

-Lesbian Film Critic

-Stoner Lesbian

I have to say, this is the one of those sites that’s bound to offend the heck out of somebody.

If you’re thinking about dragging your little brother around with his undies over his head (which I’ve never done before — really) of even getting near a woman’s waistband you might want to reconsider (even if you are just six years old).

I have to say, if I were in a stare down before a boxing match and the guy kissed me, I’d probably knock his block off, too.

In case you’re interested in keeping that kind of stuff in your pocket.