Category: Weird

Cat-Proof Your Computer

I’ve seen cats that have liked to take naps on computers, and this software is designed to keep them the hell off by using sounds or and locking the keyboard. Even if they’re deaf, it’ll still help, according to this hilarious FAQ answer:

Q: My cat is deaf. Can you help me?

A: PawSense detects the paws of even deaf cats. Even if a cat is deaf, PawSense blocks cat typing once detected. This makes it harder for the cat to mess up your programs, data files, and operating system.

However, PawSense does not include a miracle cure for deafness.

Thanks Cheryl for the link.

Psycho Racoons Killing Cats in Washington

You may have seen the Associated Press version of this story, but the local story from the Olympian is far more colorful.

Raccoons have killed about 10 cats in a three-block area near the Garfield Nature Trail at Harrison Avenue West and Foote Street Southwest.

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The problem got so bad that residents Kari Hall and Tamara Keeton even started a Raccoon Watch after having an emotional neighborhood meeting attended by about 40 people.

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It’s not just cats being attacked. Five raccoons actually ganged up on and carried off a little dog, who survived.

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“There’s one really big bad dude,” (Keeton) added.

“He was the biggest raccoon I’ve ever seen. He was a monster,” added Tony Benjamins, whose family has had two cats killed.

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“We used to love the raccoons. They’d have their babies this time of year, and they were so cute. Even though we lived in the city, it was neat to have wildlife around.”

But this year, things changed.

“They went nuts,” he said of raccoons. “We got a dog” – a German shepherd-Rottweiler mix – to scare them away.

This sounds like a made-for-TV movie right there.

I grew up around racoons, and we all knew better than to mess with them. Anybody who thinks they’re cute needs a smack in the head.

(Witty Headline About A Man With Two Penises Would Go Here)

I’m at a total loss (I’m stupidly tired) for a sarcastic headline for this oddball news.

NEW DELHI: It is a problem of plenty. But definitely not a happy one. Sanjay (name changed), a small-time businessman from a UP town was recently admitted to a private hospital in the city with a unique problem – he has two fully functional male organs, a condition medically known as penile duplication or diphallus.

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Says a doctor in the hospital, “It is an extremely rare condition. More so because two fully functional penes is unheard of in even medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary.”

So one it not there just for show: This guy has two totally functional organs.

So while size may not matter, does quantity?

Headlines submissions are welcome. Comment below.

Weird Crime For The Day

I know pick-pockets have been known to do some odd things to distract people while they’ve taken their wallets, but throwing feces at them and then cleaning them up is a new one to me.

Stupidest Bike Ever? (Now With Video!)

What is the point of a bike that you walk to move? Look at this thing, for crying out loud:

Wouldn’t it be easier (and just as good for you) to walk instead of “riding” the bike?

Link via American Inventor Spot

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Some People Have Too Much Time On Their Hands

The Oregon State Linux Users Group decided to celebrate Firefox’s 200-million downloads by creating a 45,000+ crop circle up in Amity (just outside of Portland). Read more at their project page.

And actually, now that I look at some of those pictures, I recognize one of the guys in there. Hello, Jeremy!

Culinary Genius Right Here

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the meat cake.

Thanks Jesse for this.

It’s Sad When Your Stuffed Animal Travels More Than You Do

But if you really want to send your Teddy Bear on an exotic vacation, this is your place to do it.

Thanks Susan for the link

Cats Are Killers

Or at least Jeff is, and Jeff’s owner has created a blog chronicling all the things that his cat has killed.

Everybody’s Got A Talent

This man’s is his ability to paint with his penis. NSFW-ish.

Thanks Cheryl for the link.