Girls Of MySpace (Obviously Not Safe For Work).
Category: Scary
Why I Will Never Own A Cat
Not only is my wife horribly allergic, but the critter might burn down my house.
Why Would You Ever Do This?
I’ve heard of odd-ball body modification implants — like people getting spikes in their arms or head or something weird. But I can’t say that I’ve ever heard of anything like this: Brass Knuckle Implants not in your knuckles, but in your chest. Link via b3ta.
How Fast Can You Type The Alphabet Backwards?
I could do it forward in seven seconds but it took me quite a bit longer (18 seconds) to do it backwards.
It’s Rodney Dangerfield and Bob Marley’s Love Child
And he was apparently robbing a local liquor store (reminds me of the local Crusty The Clown and Selma Bouvier lovechild from way back in the day).
People Do Stupid Things
Like this nitwit (mirror) who manages to light his pubic hair on fire (not safe for work, obviously). Why (how?) you would do something like this, I have no idea. Link via b3ta.
Man With The World’s Strongest Penis
How did he prove this? He attached himself not once but twice to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot. Ouch.
How Does He Do This?
This is about the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s a video of Criss Angel going through a window, and not leaving a mark on the thing.
That’s Going To Sting A Bit
But I have to say, if you’re going to run around showing your johnson in public and then ignore police officers request to stop, you had it coming, and if this sterilizes you, all the better.
A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said.
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One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour’s genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.
Thanks Barn for the link.