Why I Will Never Own A Cat

Not only is my wife horribly allergic, but the critter might burn down my house.

Comments

stratboy says:

Hate to be the voice of sanity…but the cat didn’t cause the fire. Unless the cat is the one that cranked up the fireplace then left the screen open.
I’m glad the human is OK, and the damage was limited, but you gotta cut the cat some slack on this one.
My cat jumped up on a table where some candles where burning. Yep – POOF! We don’t leave open flames unattended, so my wife patted the flame out within a millisecond of the initial POOF. No harm done.
To sum up:
Human brain…relatively large.
Cat brain…relatively small.

Emzen says:

I hate cats. Until I’m at the pet store…