The top executive of the regional Goodwill Industries network received compensation and benefits totaling $785,446 in 2003. Bastard. Thanks Jack for the link.
Category: Moronic
I Don’t Know Who’s Dumber
Who’s the bigger idiot: The lady who thought there was nothing wrong with a $200 bill with George W.’s face on it, or the cashier who saw no problem with the money and gave her $100.58 in change? Thanks Cheryl for the link.
People Is Dumb
How many head-butts does it take to break open a watermelon? Apparently 31. Idiots.
Moron Cops For The Day
Usually I talk about idiot crooks here, but this time the cops are to blame. A man turned himself into police after seeing himself on TV news robbing a bank but was turned away by officers who told him to come back the next day. Full Story. Thanks Cheryl for the link.
Moron For the Day
If you’re going to make photocopies of child porn, don’t ask the copy guy at Kinko’s for help.
Be Careful, He’s Got A Knife!
Zero Tolerance Strikes Again: A 3rd grader is sent home because he had a butter knife in his lunch bag. Full Story.
State Police Need Press Release Writing Help
Got a good one from Barney. The Springfield Oregon State Police office issued a press release to the media. The release was about Robert Earl Smith being sentenced in Eugene. He was a messed up fella, pleaded guilty to 42 counts including multiple counts of Sodomy First Degree, Sexual Abuse First Degree, Using Child in Display of Sexually Explicit Conduct and Encouraging Child Sexual Abuse in the First Degree.
So they send the press release to media outlets around the state as a MS Word document attachment. The name of the file? “Naughty Grandpa.doc.” Brilliant, you idiots. You just lowered the credibility of your organization and potentially opened yourself up to more problems. Learn how to write a press release, will ya?
Moron Crook for the Day
If you’re going to steal large pieces of equipment from a lumber yard, make sure you don’t leave drag marks that run straight to your house.
Update 9/29: Sorry, Newsday link originally posted now dead. Updated link to story.
Asinine Lawsuit for the Day
Not in the mood for sex? Blame McDonalds.
Somebody’s Having Too Much Fun
She was driving drunk with her two kids in the car, urinated next to car, threatened police officers with a tennis racket, and decides to kick police officer in the nads and break a police car window, just for fun. All in a day’s work.