Category: Moronic

50-year-old man decides to take a shortcut to work. Shortcut to work involves climbing over a razor-wire fence. Man slices artery. Man dies. Idiot.

Thanks to the close-minded attitude of the NCAA (they, truly, are morons, having dealt with them myself), Jeremy Bloom, who skied for the US in the last Winter Olympics, is not able to play Colorado Buffalo football this year. Bloom gives a well-written middle finger to the NCAA, in response.

If you’re going to steal a car, make sure you don’t steal one with a Rottweiler-Doberman pinscher mix named “Diablo.” Just for future reference.

If you’re going to forge checks, make sure you spell “Chase Manhattan Bank” correctly.

If you’re going to try to deal some drugs, don’t be stupid enough to sell to police officers — especially ones on duty, in uniform, in their squad car.

Try watching the Pentagon Channel. It will be a little less boring, but looking at the description for the thing, I have a feeling it’s going to be a propaganda machine for the military.

A woman files a false carjacking claim. She allows the police to search her home, where they discover video tapes of her husband having sex with a child. Sick and wrong, yet funny.

After the morons ran out of fireworks they go and get some gasoline, one of them takes their shirt off, pours the gasoline on the shirt, puts his shirt back on and his friend lights him on fire. Needless to say, he’s clinging for life. Idiot.