Suit: Millionaire Stepson Hires Transsexual Trucker To Kill Mom,
Category: Funny
Bad: Falling Asleep At The Wheel
Worse: Falling asleep at the wheel with a full meth lab in the back seat.
Associated Press Falls For GI Joe “Capture”
Look on the picture down the page in this story. It’s supposedly from a web site showing this guy as captured, but look more closely: it’s a frickin’ GI Joe doll. Whoops…
eBay Feedback Loose Cannon
One of the perks of eBay’s feedback system is that it allows you to reply to people who leave you feedback, leaving opportunities for some entertaining replies.
Talk Sweet Nothings And Tell Me Lies
This is brilliant. Just call 212-875-7000 to talk with flag-waving, Bible-thumping babes who are waiting right now for you to help them spread lies freedom.
Best Marketing Gimmick Ever
Somebody in the Starbucks marketing department needs a good pat on the back for this little stunt. A holiday advertising gimmick placed atop cabs in Boston in recent weeks has been fooling motorists who continually mistake the ad for a Starbucks cup left on the roof. The full story is here, with pictures of the gimmick here. More info here. Links via Starbucks Gossip, where you can find wonderful tidbits about how some people can visit any of the 169 Starbucks outlets within 5 miles of their house.
Things NOT To Do When Being Interviewed
We’re currently interviewing for a front desk position here at Sunray (we’re still looking for the right person, so e-mail me your resume if you’re that person). We just had someone come through the office that was the most brutally honest person I’ve ever met in my entire life. There are just some things you try to avoid discussing during a job interview, if you can avoid it, but I almost want her here because she was so honest (and she was actually very nice).
We have standard questions we ask in every interview. One of them is “If there’s one thing you could improve upon, what is it?” Her answer? “Well, I’m not the most punctual person in the world, and I’m frequently late for my job.”
Okaaaaay…How about driving record? “I’ve gotten a couple speeding tickets, and I currently don’t have insurance on my car.”
It slowly gets worse… Do you have any felony convictions in the last 10 years that haven’t been expunged by a court of law, blah blah (and we’ve never had anybody actually answer “Yes” to this)? “I have a felony possession of a stolen weapon on my record, but only because I was the lease holder on the apartment that the gun was found in, and it was my old roommate’s gun.”
So we gave her an application to fill out, and she gets to the part on the form where it asks if they’ll consent to drug tests at random intervals, etc… . She asks how often they would be, and we said that she’d probably get one in her first 90 days, and then randomly thereafter. “Sorry for wasting your time, but I wouldn’t be able to pass,” and she sets down the application, says a polite goodbye and leaves our office.
I have to say, that was the most entertaining interview I’ve ever sat in on.
eBay Marketing Techniques
How does eBay market itself and bring in traffic? It’s actually responsible for creating all those strange auctions that you read about. Really.
Soviet-era Missle Removed From eBay
Not because it violated eBays weapons policies, but because it broke eBay regulations by listing it alongside its vehicle launcher, which should have appeared as a separate item. Full Story. Thanks Barney for the link.
A Horrible Name For A Urologist
“Hi, my name is Richard Chopp, but my friends call me Dick.”