Category: Funny

For those of you who hate today, here’s the perfect site for you.

Despite trying to make last Super Bowl half-time show less controversial by booking Paul McCartney because he was a safe choice, the FCC was still riddled with complaints — that the show was too boring.

I used to laugh that my best friend growing up managed to pass driver’s education in high school despite running into and denting a parked car. But I’m willing to bet this guy won’t pass after running over his instructor.

Got this sent my way from Barney:

The other day was Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address. As Air America Radio pointed out, “it is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, and the other involves a groundhog.”

That’s not all that uncommon, really. But what is uncommon is when the people that were having the online romance decided to meet in person, only to find out they were already husband and wife.

Separated for several months, boredom and chance briefly re-united Bakr Melhem and his wife Sanaa in an Internet chat room, the official Petra news agency said.

Bakr, who passed himself off as Adnan, fell head over heels for Sanaa, who signed off as Jamila (beautiful) and described herself as a cultured, unmarried woman — a devout Muslim whose hobby was reading, Petra said.

Whoops. As you can imagine, it just get uglier from there.

If you’ve never seen Bud Abbott and Lou Costello’s infamous sketch “Who’s on first?” you probably won’t truly appreciate this. What might happen if Costello were to call and buy a computer from Abbott? Read on (and thanks Barney and Jesse for this)…

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He was only 4-years-old, and he managed to drive to the video store.

Even though he was unable to reach the accelerator, the boy managed to put the car in gear and the idling engine provided enough power to take him slowly to the store, a quarter-mile from his home, about 1:30 a.m. Friday, Police Chief Doug Heugel said. Finding the store closed, the youngster began a slow trip home.

Weaving and with its headlights off, the car got the attention of police Sgt. Jay Osga, who initially thought he was following a driverless car that had taken off after being left running at a gas pump.

Thanks Cheryl for the link.

I mentioned earlier how everybody was in a hoopla over Buster Bunny’s Lesbian Adventure and, despite that controversy, OPB was still going to air it (albeit at a really bad hour). Really, though, none of this is that big of a deal as we all grew up watching gay cartoon characters.